I'd like to meet:
KRISTINE (The Resident Party Girl)Grew up the chunkiest kid on the block, or should I say dune. Spent my traumatic childhood and adolescent years in Saudia Arabia. Dodged boarding school at Hockaday to go to the almight public school in South Fort Worth. A "Crowley Growlie" til I die. Then dodged bullets on the streets of Waco in between hellfire and brimstone services at Baylor four years, all to be an economist, which I'm not today. Have W-2s to verify employment at the Mavs, the AAC, the Rangers, the Cowboys, and the Nelson. Yes, I'm cool. In my spare time, two Masters degrees got framed and hung on my walls. Occasionally teach grad school, sell some real estate, start up consulting firms, and other menace to society activities of the like. No deadbeat husband or snotrag kids here. Army of one, bitches. Sometimes I make a funny. The other Texas Hammers are way funnier
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.........................CLAY (The "Special" One)
Clay was born and grew down in Luling. After graduating from Texas A&M with a Civil Engineering degree, he moved around a lot with his sleazy sales job until he ended up here in Dallas. Clay enjoys fishing, floating, and many other water related activities (excluding skiing -Clay no go skippy fast on wata). Vices include gambling, drinking, and generally being a j.a. He does not want a future on stage or in the public eye. He would willingly sell his fifteen minutes of fame for a nice porch swing.....or even a good plate of chicken wings. Clay likes all things sports, especially anything Aggies, Spurs, or Cowboys related. He has done no commericals, shows, or movie spots. He is doing improv strictly for the girls......his business is women and business is "chapter 11â€â€¦
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........................KYLE (The Ladies Man)
Kyle is from Texas, but wishes he was from Canada. If he was, he could say words like "aboot," and "hoser." Kyle does not consider himself to have a back hair problem, but he does have those random few that poke out of the back of his shirt. Kyle can go for days with no sleep at all and live on Dr. Pepper, Sweettarts, Frito-Lay Bean Dip and Sports Center and you would never know the difference. Kyle is proficient in most weaponry and considers himself a cheese consieur. You can find him at most sporting events sneaking into the VIP room. Thanks to his wonderfully talented and beautiful older sister, Kyle can recite for memory the parts of both Sharon and Susan from the orignal Parent Trap movie and knows all the moves to "Let's Get Together." If you do not know Kyle, then you need to get to know him...He is DA BOMB!!!
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AMANDA (The One Who Thinks She Can Sing)Amanda is a native Texan and has been in Dallas for almost six years. As an aspiring procrastinator, she often spends her time watching TV, playing solitaire,and making up dances in her apartment (by herself) to TOP 40 songs. She received her Journalism degree from Texas A&M, but then they did away with that major so she has since pursued her passion for writing by focusing on Bios on MySpace. In her spare time, Amanda enjoys reading, looking at the guitar she has never learned to play, and short walks on the beach (she's not much in to exercise!) Amanda is tone deaf but that has not stopped her from sharing her vocal stylings with any and everyone who will listen. Amanda's entreprenurial spirit earned her enough money to buy a Dooney and Burke purse (and matching key chain) in the 6th grade when she opened up her own hairbow business entitled "Amanda's Accents." Her dad used to own a roller-skating rink so she was really popular in elementary school. She is terrified of standard poodles
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..........................KATIE (The Funny One)
The great plains of Texas has put out many unforgettable legends. From Jimmy Dean “The Sausage King†to the lady who played Morticia Addams on the original Addams Family, and now Katie Mc Clain.
Katie was born and raised in Amarillo, Texas. Her stage debut was at the age of 8.
She performed a stand-up routine at a local Star Trek convention and was shamed off the stage by an audience of Ferengis and Klingons.
Luckily time heals all wounds and she was able to finish school and leave Amarillo for a higher education.
Katie graduated from the University of North Texas in 2002. Her first job out of college is still her current job. Katie “represents†and “keeps it real†everyday at Radio One Dallas, home of 97.9 The Beat, and 94.5 KSoul.
An avid pencil pusher, Katie loves to crunch numbers and file. She has recently written her sixth parody song for the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and has mastered the Pop, Lock, and Drop It dance craze that is taking over South Dallas.
Listen for Katie’s music on The Beat and look for her dance steps on “Soul Trainâ€.
Music:
We don't really have an option here...have you read Katie's profile yet?
Movies:
We prefer you spend your money on a Texas Hammers show...it's cheaper and you can get drunk with the cast afterwards!
Heroes:
Anyone who will pay $5 to come see us perform!...and
JIM ADLER
