Twice pipes on my ride.
The inventors of beer and roulette.
Louder.
Dumber.
Infomercials. (They combine my love for info and for mercials - a rare mollusk)
I can't read....but I can write.
Mr. Wears Sport Coats To Bars Guy, Mr. Front Tuck Guy, Mr. Popped Collar On Pink Polo Shirt Guy, Miss Only Pretty With Lots of Makeup Hussy, Miss Don't Make Contact With My Sluttyness As You Walk By Girl