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souTHCity

This is the ultimate suicide letter.

About Me

Club cover charge: $15.
Six Long Island Iced Teas: $48.
Two grams of Miami Heat: $100.
VIP room access: $250.
Doing lines off a stripper's back while her face is buried in your crotch: Priceless.
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST... that's right. My name is Richard Tyler and souTHCity is my fake band. 25/male/Maryland Sagittarius 6'0" 215 lbs with dark hair and eyes and a godlike physique. I have no tattoos or piercings. I don't drink or smoke. I enjoy weight lifting, 8-bit emulators, assault rifles, and concentrated opiates. I live at home in the county and work parttime so I can go to school as a nursing student. I know right? Ideally I'm looking for a nice Christian girl who's willing to take a backseat to my drug abuse. I'd love a sexxxy goth girl too, or maybe a lovely Latina... lol I am a complete failure at relationships. It is this failure that motivates my unconventional sounds, all of which are produced on a ghetto-ass four track with very little forethought. I'm not in a band because fuck other people but I do love to collaborate. Oh and I'm not a musician either; I prefer being called a "recording artist". Now for all y'all playas, hatas, and fake-ass bitches out there: I'm the ORIGINAL South City, son. Understand? That's right ya heard: South City (now souTHCity) was my name back in 2001 when I was copping dope on the streets of southwest B-more way before MySpace was even crack in the pan. So there! souTHCity GirlOnGirl is the place to hear my sexier stuff, but this is where I vent. Don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.
Now I gotta shout out to my boy Restless of Finger Painted Death who is the brainchild of Ear Bleeding Tunes prod. because he is one badass who knows badass when he hears it. What up, son?
souTHCity uses an Ibanez Gio through a Digitech RP-350 or a Line6 Pod, dropped D-tuning, Ernie Ball strings, GHS Boomers, a Roland Boss TU-2 tuner, an Alesis Micron synth, an Alesis SR16 drum machine, a Roland D5 keyboard, Creative Live! Surround Mixer and Wavestudio, backwards masking, a calculator, Muscletech supplements, free weights, Axe, Crunk!, Pantene Brunette Expressions, cocoa butter, girls (mutually), glass bowls, OxyContin, heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy, red meat, bacon, mayonaise, gravy.
Oh yeah, I love girls because they're hot. Click 'Play' and then the 'Menu' button to see more, and make sure your door is locked.
souTHCity is 666%
Goat-Fucking Evil.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/8/2007
Band Members: Fuck anybody else! I do it all (except for "Confessions"; Dad played lead guitar and "She's Lost Control"; written by Curtis/Hook/Morris/Sumner).

Influences: Working, religion, the news, the way people are, cash money, Carroll Christian & Church of the Open Door, all those two-faced pussies & poseurs with whom I cohorted in high school (fuck y'all, all y'all), University of Carroll, anyone whoever told me "I can get anything you want anytime you want it" (or any other stupid bullshit lie), 12/02/02, CCHC's 4th Floor, Mountain Manor, Thursday night New Beginnings @ Grace Lutheran, Peking No. 1 (RIP), Mr. Fan (RIP), the fucking WAP, Hop Sing's (thanks), Walmart, being overworked & underpaid, Westminster Family Center, standing barbell curls, incline & decline bench presses, NitroTech Hardcore, Anator p70, NO5, depreciation, dissention, rejection, loneliness, guns, drugs, tracks, nosebleeds, my own thoughts of suicide, Death, Hell, damnation, existentialism, strippers, tits & ass, poontang, M's tongue ring, hot girl-on-girl action, Larry Flynt's Barely Legal, Bettie Page, people who don't answer their cellphones, drunk girls with tattoos, goth chicks, Christian girls, senoritas en calor, mad rolls @ Starscape, B-more!, The Beatles (RIP George and John), Keith Richards, Black Sabbath & Ozzy (RIP Randy), Dylan, Cream, Alice Cooper, Frank Zappa (RIP), Ted Nugent, Arthur Brown, AC/DC (RIP Bon), Pink Floyd, Zep, Skynyrd (RIP RVZ), Van Halen, ZZ Top, SRV (RIP), BOC, Grateful Dead (RIP Jerry), Fleetwood Mac, The Who (RIP Keith and The Ox), Queen (RIP Freddy), Heart, Bowie & Eno, Eagles, Janis (RIP), Jefferson Airplane, Jimi (RIP), The Doors (RIP Jim), Yes, INXS (RIP Michael), Genesis, CCR, Crosby Stills & Nash (okay Neil too), Allman Brothers (RIP Duane), Doobies, Jimmy Buffett, Steve Winwood, Bob Seger, Robert Palmer (RIP), Judas Priest, Aaliyah (RIP), Britney, FUCKING SLAYER, Sade, Nirvana (RIP Kurt), Mariah, TLC (RIP Lisa), Biggie (RIP), Uncle Al (RIP Raven), Puppies (RIP Dwayne), Dre & NWA (RIP Eazy), Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Gary Numan, Soft Cell, Lil John, White Zombie, Dimebag (RIP), Richard D. James, Madonna, Cheech & Chong, Bob Marley (RIP), Three 6 Mafia, Wu-Tang Clan (RIP ODB), Cypress Hill, Public Enemy, 2Pac (RIP), Jay-Z, Johnny & June (RIP), David Allan Coe, Willie, Hank Sr. (RIP), Waylon, Merle Haggard, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, GnR, Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God, Cannibal Corpse, Gwar, Slipknot, ICP, Misfits, Sex Pistols (RIP Sid), Black Flag, Ramones (RIP Joey), The Clash, Big Black, The Locust, Amy Lee, Alicia Keys, Nelly Furtado, fucking J-Lo., Justin, Pink, Beyonce & Destiny's Child, Pixies, No Doubt (RIP Spence), Dave Grohl, Beasties, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, Korn, Radiohead, Incubus, Massive Attack, Garbage, Eurythimcs, Smashing Pumpkins, Chili Peppers, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, She Wants Revenge, Sublime, 311, Kottonmouth Kings, Phish, Disco Biscuits, Alanis, Korn, Alice in Chains (RIP Layne), STP, Soundgarden, Candlebox, Oasis, Sarah McLachlan, Third Eye Blind, Eve 6, Goo Goo Dolls, Savage Garden, Matchbox 20, Green Day, Offspring, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, anything techno, Astralasia, Lords of Acid, Crystal Method, KMFDM, Prodigy, Thrill Kill Kult, Wumpscut, Finger Painted Death, Amphitrite, The Death Sound, A Beautiful Lotus, NEUSS, Frontline Assembly, Leaether Strip, Joy Division (RIP Ian), Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Rozz (RIP), Siouxsie, Genitorturers, Switchblade Symphony, Bauhaus, Alien Sex Fiend, Dead Can Dance, Razed in Black, Electric Hellfire Club, Seraphim Shock, pretty much all music, auditory hallucinations induced by psychedelics, Mary Jane, OC80s, Baltimore's finest, yakkity-yak, my left nostril, Ecstasy, shroomies, tabs & sugar cubes, tar, dazzles, blue footballs, The Butchmeister with those M-tours & D-tours (RIP), Aaron Haas (RIP), fine wine, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister, Jose Cuervo, Absolut, Dom Perignon (I quit drinking 01/01/08), Red Bull, Crunk!, Newports (socially and usually jacked, dazzled, or rolling), bottled water, Mortal Kombat, Contra, Tarot cards, astrology, vampires, graveyards, drinking blood, Bourbon Street & Nawlins, Ft. Lauderdale & that Miami Heat baby!, fucking Vegas, the game, friction, bumping, grinding, raving, dicking off, Crystal aka Rayne (my kitten), Ball (son), D, The Psychic (where the fuck are you?), Kristin (my big sister), Bonnie (my little sister), Big A (since 9th grade Civics class), Cherry (the girl who got away-where the fuck are you?), whatever.
Sounds Like: The puckering of pink, the slapping of my nuts against your girlfriend's ass, and the screams of her multiple orgasms that follow.
Record Label: Ear Bleeding Tunes prod.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The songs

These are all the songs I've ever put onto junkiesneverdie or southcitygirlongirl. Obviously I have many, many more than these. 504 865 6550 was Amelia's phone number that she wrote on my stomach. My ...
Posted by souTHCity on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST

Amelia

People messaged me asking who Amelia is. I just told them she’s someone I knew. Truthfully Amelia was a girl I met in New Orleans in April 2004 way before the hurricane fucked that city. She was...
Posted by souTHCity on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST

I represent

I saw the name South City in 2001. It actually appears on a sign off Rt. 695 if you take the Frederick Park and Ride exit. It reads 'Cooks Lane South City'. If you bypass the park and ride that road w...
Posted by souTHCity on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST