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Alif

Saint of Slackers

About Me

They say; "Nice guys finish first"
They will never even reach the end of the line. Their lives consist of running around in circles in some sort of ouroboros marathon. It also doesn't help that nice guys are a mere myth constructed by girls who kept falling for primordial apes, what we have instead are self-glorifying assholes who would write bitter vitriol such as this because things don't go their way.
It doesn't help the saying is only a variant of the original phrase.

My Interests

I am an aficionado of both pop and fringe culture, I tend to champion the latter though.

I'd like to meet:

People from all walks of life. Any anthropomorphic and sentient objects or animals from pop-culture obsessed 3D animation would be just fine too.

Music:

El-P, Mr. Lif, Cannibal Ox, De La Soul, ATCQ, Nas, Jay-Z, Saul Williams, Infectious Organisms, The Coup, Public Enemy, Aceyalone, Binary Star, Black Star, Dead Prez, Digable Planet, Souls of Mischief, The Roots, J-5, OutKast, Atmosphere, Brother Ali, my new fav. Soul Position, PHARCYDE, Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Dragon Ash, Wu-Tang Clan, Gravediggaz, RJD2, DJ Shadow, DJ Krush, Tha Blue Herb, Jedi Mind Tricks(before Ikon turned thug), Mobb Deep, Tupac, and the list goes on and on and on and you don't stop

Movies:

Guillermo Del Toro (from his mainstream offerings to Devil's Backbone and Pan's Labyrinth), Quentin Tarantino, Chan-wook Park, David Fincher, Wes Anderson, Satoshi Kon, Alex Proyas (I, Robot is shit though), Sam Raimi, Hayao Miyazaki, Mamoru Oshii, John Carpenter, Luc Besson, James Cameron, Spielberg, some Takashi Miike, Peter Jackson, Charlie Kaufman (screenwriter), The Iron Giant, Blade Runner, Dark Crystal, Batman Begins, Children of Men, Aguirre, Wrath of God, 12 Monkeys, Pixar's animations (except for Cars), some of Clive Barker's films, my taste is eclectic but mostly I like the fantastical whether it be fantasy or sci-fi

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Farscape, House, Freaks & Geeks, Heroes, Dexter, Arrested Development, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Gol & Gincu (yes, you read that right), Justice League Unlimited, Lost, The Tick, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Futurama, some Simpsons, miscellaneous anime series that don't induce eye-gouging.

Books:

Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Grant Morrison, Brian K. Vaughan, Kingdom Come, Sandman, Lucifer, Preacher, Fables, Black Hole, David Boring, The Walking Dead, La Perdida, Fun Home, anything with Batman in it.

Heroes:

Batman...no, really.

My Blog

Your Genre Sucks

Taken from Something Awful Dr. David Thorpe - Your Genre Sucks As you all know, Im a man of science. As such, I constantly seek to refine my understanding of bad music and share my findings w...
Posted by Alif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No such thing as emo-rap

To all of you punk/emo heads out there,please stay the fuck away from Hip-Hop if your understanding of the culture is limited to Atmosphere and Sage Francis. Anyway, I found this article through exten...
Posted by Alif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idle Idealist

I'd realised for all my rhetorics,bitching and whining about this and that,I'm still a procrastinator,therefore,I will amount to naught.What a waste.
Posted by Alif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

moreso than less of a suppresso

I am God's magnum opus.Worship me and I shall grant your land with splendid crops,and maybe impregnate your wife,if you are impotent.
Posted by Alif on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST