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My Interests



BLOOD AND CARNAGE!!!KENDO, Girl bass players,The Dark Arts,MotorcyclesChinese rope bondage,The Devils Metal, F1 Racing, Moto GP, All Music, Dungeons,Fetish, People who empty the pay phones, Meter maids,Beer girls'Old PeopleThe Marqi de Sade, Smart People, Long Boarding, Movies,Glass Keeping it Real, Twin Peaks, Choppers, Go Go Dancing,Go Go Dancers,My Kids, Video Games, Goth, Fun People,Sick JokesSuperstars, The Special Olympics, Home Theaters,Space Travel,Inventing things,Teachers,Women with GlassesArt, Green Thumbs, And Fast Cars.

I'd like to meet:



Relaxed Supervisionâ„¢

Music:

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Jane's Addiction, The Sundays, The Cure,ELOM.O.D., S.O.D., Sublime, Nirvana, Tool, Parlament Funkadelic, The D.O.C., N.W.A., Eric B. and Rakim,KRS 1Red Hot Chili Peppers,Primus, Earth Wind and Fire, The Ink Spots, Glen Miller, Tommy Dorsey, Muddy Waters,Robert JohnsonB.B. King, Portishead, Tricky, Opiated, DJ Tony Cutlass Dork, The Giranimals, Pantera, Ozzy, Korn,Black Sabbath, EPMD, Run DMC, Jethro Tull,Jimi HendrixZZ Top, Billy Idol, Adam and The Ants, Flock of Seagulls, Human League,The Doors,The Suffrin Bastards, Savage Henry,Janis JoplinWings, Psychedelic Furs, Moby, siouxsie and the banshees, Styx, R.E.O. Speedwagon, Linda Ronstadt, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline,Sly and The Family StoneIke and Tina, Buddy Holly, Anthrax, The Butthole Surfers, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, The Foo Fighters, System of The Down, Disturbed, Dick Dale,The Reverend Horton HeatQueens of The Stone Age, Tenacious D, The Who, The Hollies, Hermin's Hermits, The Troggs, The Partridge Family, The Cowsills, Genesis,Iron MaidenAudioslave, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Hit by a Semi, Motorhead,Ween, Pink Floyd, The Breeders, The Pixies, Sepultura, Motley Crue,T Rex10cc, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Devo, David Bowie, TSOL, Lords of Acid, Black Label Society,White Zombie, My life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Ministry,The Sex PistolsRichie Valens, Public Enemy, Digital Underground, The Mars Volta, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Concrete Blonde, Interpol, Olivia Newton John,Van (Diamond Dave) HalenTwisted Sister, Dio, A Perfect Circle, Muddvayne, Joan Jett, Hole, The Shins, The Yeah Yeah boom Project, Duran Duran,Dread ZeppelinGWAR, Julie Cruise, Beastie Boys, Lawrence Welk, Mango Santamaria, Stereolab, Eminem, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Damage Plan, The Carpenters, Tori Amos, El Trio Chapultapec,ABBA, HIM,CKYThey Might be Giants, Cowboy Junkies, Charlatans UK, The Smiths, Blondie, The Commodores, Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves, Bootsy CollinsDeee LiteThe Exploited, My Chemical Romance, Tiny Tim, The Mars Volta, Stu Hamm, Bella Fleck and The Flecktones, Buster Pointdexter, Nena Cherry, Kraftwerk,Neil Diamond(The mystic Knights of) Oingo Boingo, The Talking Heads, Los Lobos, Bach, Queen, Judas Priest, Tito Puente, Trini Lopez, Gloria Estefan, Prince,BananaramaThe GoGo's, Kc and The Sunshine Band, The Bee Gee's, The Kinks, The Ramones George Clinton, Mr. Bungle, Cradle of Filth, Traci Lords, KISS, Debbie Reynolds, Shelly Fabres, Paul Anka,Dean MartinFrank Sinatra, Lenny Kravits, John Lennon, Faith No More, Captain and Tenile, Paul Simon, Wayne Newton,Edie Brickell and The New BohemiansSir Elton John, The 5678's, Men at Work, The Motels, The Vandals, The Misfits, Black Flag, The White Stripes,Huey Lewis and The NewsBilly Joel, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, The Shirelles, Ted Nuggent, The Fleetwoods, Fleetwood Mac, Connie Frances, The Sleestacks, Billy Corgan, Garbage,The guy who sang the LOVE BOAT.

Movies:

I have 871 DVD's.... What can I say?... I love movies...

Television:


Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and other various works of Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P.-2005), The five rings of the shaolin,The Encyclopedia of Mass Murder, The Anarchist cookbook, 1,001 ways to kill a man, The Exorsist, The Necronomicon, The Black Bible, The Various works of Allister Crowley, Various works of Anton LaVey, Jaws, The way of Bushido, The art of War, Kendo,The Bible, Where the red fern grows, The Atlas of Anatomy, The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, Naked Lunch and other various works of William S Burroughs(R.I.P.), Various Comic Book titles, Pimp, Thinner and other various works of Stephen King, Cabal and other various works of Clive Barker, The art of Gung Fu,The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, Revenge of the Sith, Greys Anatomy, And lots and lots and lots of true crime novels.

Heroes:


ME!!!

My Blog

Blog 100 The Darklord" Answers questions about Movies.

  Some of you people are aware that I have a pretty extensive DVD and Video collection. I have a collection that makes Blockbuster jealous.Q. Have you ever seen Armageddon with Bruce Willis?A. Ye...
Posted by The Darklord" on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:39:00 PST

Let me entertain you!!!

I thought my blogs needed a cool intro before you guys read them....
Posted by The Darklord" on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

A short story to amuse.

  As a 5 year old child, I had one of the most awesome of all toys! A Big Wheel.I loved and cherished that big wheel. My brother also had one. We would cruise up and down my block for hours and h...
Posted by The Darklord" on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

On a serious note.

  On Saturday morning Feb 2 2008, A gunman walked into a Lane Bryant store in Chicago killing five people. My wife and I both work for Lane Bryant. Although I personally didn't know them, Its sti...
Posted by The Darklord" on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

New years, the ex-girlfriend and the knife wielding drunk.

  Starting off the new year with a bang, is the main intention of all young adults. Sometimes it works out, in some cases it doesn't. Sometimes there is a moment where you just happen to be at th...
Posted by The Darklord" on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:09:00 PST

Which one first????

I figured, I haven't written a new blog for quite some time now. I've got two new blogs brewing. The question is which one shall I write first. The running titles are....1. Zorro, the three monsters a...
Posted by The Darklord" on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:32:00 PST

Imagine, Being in a classroom......

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Posted by The Darklord" on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:57:00 PST

The Duckett Launcher. A Repost of my old blog...

  Most of you have probably seen a Duckett Launcher. You usually see them at beach parties and at spring break. They are those large sling shots made out of surgical tubing and a pouch to put wat...
Posted by The Darklord" on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Pretty Damn Funny....... Lads!!!

The following videos may offend some viewers. If it does, your sense of humor sucks ass!  My brother posted a video on his Myspace page. I have decided to post this video and one more for your vi...
Posted by The Darklord" on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:52:00 PST

The filth that ends up on your hands.

  Living with kids, You sometimes end up touching things you wouldn't normally touch. Voluntarily or involuntarily, You will eventually end up with Shit, Boogers and Vomit on your hands.  Th...
Posted by The Darklord" on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:20:00 PST