most of what ails me can be fixed with pizza.
cheese, butter, gnomes, competitive photoboothing, ball-in-a-cup, cavorting, frolicking, galavanting and otherwise flitting about.
hanz moleman, a moose, someone who will teach me to make dark chocolate covered pistachio marzipan.
...ooh, you hear that too? i thought it was in my head. that's a relief. i heart the velvet underground, springsteen, elvis costello, david bowie, bob dylan, willie nelson, donovan, ben folds, luna, serge gainsbourg, t.rex, magnetic fields, steely dan, talking heads, harry nilsson, johnny cash, the jayhawks, the animals, the modern lovers, the white stripes, the cure, the clash, the go! team, the mamas and the papas, the 88 and lots of other bands that start with the. like the beatles. and the band. and such...
leslie j says i have terrible taste in movies. but my love of "sorority babes and the slimeball bowl-o-rama", "evil alien conquerors", and "elephant parts" says otherwise.
"never knew how stupid i could be, until i got, cable tv..." - ljb
everytime i read *goodnight moon,* i worry the old lady is going to do something creepy. "sex, drugs and cocoa puffs" spoke to me.
wonder woman, dr. pepper and that little cereal bee. good people...