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About Me

I was a sweet little thing in my early years until I gave my gymnastics coach the middle finger. Had a few idiot years in college and got out just in time before I became too "girly" Formerly know only as "Cheech," I am a former rockstar, former graf artist, and former hip-hop dance queen...I pretend to be smart during the week and like to inform my boss every day that I hate my job.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ceasar Millan...the dog guy. I'd like him to teach my dog to crap on command, and to not nuzzle strangers in the crotch...

Music:

Rancid, NOFX, Op. Ivy, Suicide Machines, Social Distortion and very old Green Day...and Maximillian Hecker for those days where I'm looking for the highest bridge to jump from.

Movies:

Movies I don't want you to know I love: Center Stage, Cutting Edge, Josie and the Pussycats, Ever After

Television:

24, Lost, and House (and I am arrogantly proud of the fact that TWICE, I guessed the diagnosis before those damn doctors did

Heroes:

"Could you pass the tardy sauce?"

My Blog

I lived...

I survived....I'm alive...and it sucked... They switched rooms on me, and apparently the dentist...Oh, umm, excuse me, "Oral Surgeon"...anyway, he has some sort of Dali fixation. Here's the lovely pic...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:06:00 PST

Everyone else gets to post a blog...

It's my first BLOG!! I wonder if anyone reads these things, but at this moment and time (sunday night ritual) this seems like a swell idea... Here's the picture I have to look at while having my wisdo...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST