Anything remotely funny, Nacho Cheese Doritos, the Suns, ice hockey, Mexican food, reading, TV, swimming, photography, my friends, making people laugh, movies, writing, singing, anything to do with music, cooking, baking.
Ben Folds, Steve Nash, whoever invented ice hockey, maybe Zach Braff (unless he makes any more shitty movies about how hard it is to be 30 and from N.J.)
The Beatles, The Doors, Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Matchbox 20, Keane, Alkaline Trio, Jimmy Eat World, Steven Lynch, Tenacious D, Jeff Buckley, Pink Floyd, The Ataris, Josh Groban, Classical Music, Rooney, Counting Crows, Scissor Sisters, The Killers, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Avenue Q, Cabaret, REM, Barnaked Ladies, Flogging Molly, Aerosmith, Finch, The All American Rejects, Queen, Weezer, Bette Midler, The Mamas and the Papas, Barry Manilow, Campy 70's songs
All the Kevin Smith movies, anything that makes me laugh, OFFICE SPACE, Knocked Up, Kill Bill Volume 1, Kill Bill Volume 2, The Little Mermaid, Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Much Ado About Nothing, Liar Liar, Labyrinth, Dodgeball, Mean Girls, Saved, Wedding Crashers, 40-Year Old Virgin, Just Friends, Sorority Boys, Van Wilder, Team America, Princess Bride, Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Emperor's New Groove, any Tim Burton movie, any Eddie Izzard movie
Scrubs, The Riches, Big Love (oh god, Mormon-bashingly amazing), Six Feet Under, Family Guy, South Park, E!'s The Soup, VH1's Best Week Ever, House M.D., Nip/Tuck!!!, Top Chef, Project Runway (fabulously bitchy), King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Everybody Loves Raymond, Anything on Adult Swim, I'm pathetically addicted to Sex and the City (damn them) as well as America's Next Top Model
Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Garth Nix, or Dave Barry, "A Prayer for Owen Meany" by John Irving, "Wicked", The Harry Potter Series, "Naked Pictures of Famous People" by John Stewart