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DarkRed

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About Me

So here we go with some random stuff about me....I change my Headline and default pic all the time. I even change the About Me and other stuff more often than most. People who do not write anything on their profile angers me. I don't have any kids. I don't want any kids. (I don't want to be domesticated.) I would never encourage anybody to get married. Marriage is like relationship suicide. I once tried to rent a midget. Excuse me, "little person". I offend people alot. It just comes naturally to me -I don't even have to try. I believe that America needs to leave all of this PC bologna behind and get a sense of humor. I want to go skydiving at least once before I die. I would like to die before I get old because my retirement plan is pathetic. I basically work just so I can go on road trips to see concerts and get tattoos. Tool and A Perfect Circle are like permenant fixtures on all of my most played lists. The 4th of July is my favorite holiday. I love the irony of it! Let's celebrate our love for America by blowing up a little piece of it! (Honestly, I just like blowing stuff up.) I also love the 4th just because it is in the summer. One day I want to live in South America or be rich enough to buy a kick ass tour bus and just travel forever. I would never see snow again if I had it my way. I love unique and interesting people. The word "freak" is always a term of endearment from me. I love Mexican food... and Chinese food... and ice cream. You will never see me eat anything directly off of the bone. Congratulations, you have now met the only person in the U.S. that has never eaten a buffalo wing. I do not eat seafood (I am actually allergic to shell fish) and I try to stay away from red meat as much as possible. My roommates name is Dozer and he is an African Spur Thighed Tortoise. I always wanted to start my own religion and have a cult. Thats not wierd is it? I spend alot of time on the computer shopping or reaserching worthless information to satisfy my own curiousities. Like: Do dogs have different blood types? Are pinto and navy beans considered a vegetable or a grain? When did they stop selling colored toilet paper in the grocery stores? Why can you rent a fat chick but not a midget? Yeah, I ponder all of those really important things in life....Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 90% Superman 65% Supergirl 65% Spider-Man 55% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Green Lantern 50% Batman 35% Catwoman 35% Iron Man 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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My Interests


Tattoos. I have 8 tattoos but still am miles away from my tattoo goal. I love to bowl even though I suck at it. I love to shop. My friends and family say that I have a shopping problem but I say that it is not a problem as long as it's not hurting anybody. Making random things into magnets is a huge hobby of mine. Lucky for me that my best friend Beth collects magnets. (Yep, she is wierd too.)
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


92%

Bondage


83%

Whips


75%

Blood


75%

Blind Folds


58%

Chains/Handcuffs


58%
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I'd like to meet:

cool people, a space cowboy, Maynard & Mr. Lifto (again) .....and a really rich guy that lives thousands of miles away and feels compelled to send me large amounts of money every month for no reason at all.....And anybody that could get rid of George W quicker!A Pefect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep...

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Music:

I LOVE MUSIC! There is a wide variety of stuff that I listen to. To many to list... so I will just give you a short list. A Perfect Circle, Tool, Blue October, Bullet For My Valentine, Dead Milkmen, Fallout Boy, Slipknot, Dido, Finch, Guns n Roses, Mudvayne, Seether, Three Days Grace, HateBreed, Van Morrison, The Doors, Norah Jones, Pantera, The Cure, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, CKY, Clutch, The Ramones, Staind, Bill Withers, Okay, I have to stop because my mind started going faster than my fingers..... that is the shortlist. Black Sabbath and Adam Ant get stuck in my head often -completely at random.

Movies:

I like good horror flicks and comedies that are not insanely stupid. I love the Saw series! Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers and Fight Club are among my faves. Some of my old favorites as a kid come on tv late at night now and I still watch them with pleasure. Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Breakfast Club, Stand By Me, The Lost Boys, The Outsiders -just to name a few. I love Clockwork Orange but I don't think I've ever seen it on latenight t.v.Myspace Codes Free MySpace Layouts

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Television:

I have the worst taste in t.v. I think. I watch some moronic stuff on television! I watch Scarred because I think it is funny to watch people fuck themselves up. I like funny t.v. like My Name is Earl, Three and a Half Men, Southpark, Rob & Big, anything that can make me laugh. I hate to say it but I am guilty of watching all of the Mtv RW/RR challenges. I am also guitly of watching a few seasons of Survivor and Big Brother. I DO NOT watch American Idol, or anything where celebs dance or iceskate, or any of those dating shows.
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Books:

The Scarlet Letter and any collections of Edgar Allan Poe. Honestly, I don't read many books anymore. I read alot of research materials and magazines.Myspace Codes Free MySpace Layouts

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Heroes:

few. If George W. is your hero do not even talk to me.Myspace Codes Free MySpace Layouts

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A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
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My Blog

Why I’m Not a Christian

It seems like Christianity is taking over the world and it is pissing me off.  There are a ton of reasons why I do not claim any religion but here are  a few of the less complicated reasons ...
Posted by DarkRed on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:07:00 PST

In Memory of Mom

My mom passed away just a few days ago.  She was diagnosed with bone cancer last October and I never knew of anybody living more than a year with bone cancer but it was still a complete shock to ...
Posted by DarkRed on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST

Let me explain....

I am writing this because I want to respond to all of the losers out there that have nothing better to do than send me hate mail.  To those offended by the fat chick comment in my "About Me" sect...
Posted by DarkRed on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST

Breaking Tradition

Every year the week of the 4th of July I go to Kansas City. I've been doing this for many many many years now.  I go down there and stay with my friend Beth and we both act like complet...
Posted by DarkRed on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST

Is it Fate?

Recently I had a very awkward experience that made me realize exactly how antisocial I really am. There is no way I'm going to tell you about it but don't worry because there will be plenty of humilia...
Posted by DarkRed on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST