midget

You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded. A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too. You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments. You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals. A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope? they call me Midget im kinda short, Yeah i aDmit it/i don't like dumb people or onions, scrAtch that, i don't mind dumb people, i can't stand people who aRe too compLacent to even attempt to achIeve their poteNtial/i'm disGuSted by people who refuse to educate themselves and wIll never understand them/i LOVE anyone who embraces the minD gifted them and i particUlarly eNjoy The diamonds In the rough....and comic books, i Like them tOo/i caN't undErstanD why AnYone would put bush back Into office a secoNd time/i'm nOT a democrat, republICan or indEpenDenT i don't have a whole lot of views on government that doesn't involve sHooting the whole lot of them i love my kids my family my friends but not my job/i love to write AlThough I don't have anytime to do it anymore/iF you like me i migHt likE you back or not if you Don't lIke me i might like you anyway or not fact is i DoN'T really care i have my own opinions about all of it and what you thinK doesn't make for shIt to me in any way shape or form/i have three chiLdren they are the Light of My world/i havE a crappy job but It pays the bills/My mom Is cool/my baby brother is my hero, Go Catman!!!/tHe resT of my brothers are pretty much the antithesis of my baby bro which is why he is the only one i speaK to a whole lot/ I got more to say and i know this is a LittLe long winded Most capricorns will be able to see whY at firSt glancE/ok Lets see what else.......................................... i sing write crappy poems but sometimes i get lucky although normally it's just serendipity i don't care iF danzIg is a fake as hell he's better Than you so shutup i sound like i have a Whole lot of testostorone in this blurb but the fact is i'm not really this way And am only taking thiS opporTunity to sound tough bEcAuse if you saw me face to face and i said something tough you would pRobably laugh at me and I would be hurt i do have some good frieNds and if you are readinG this thank you for being there for ME or if you couldn't be At least thank you for thinking about me I hope we never truly PART ways i love each and every last one of you and i wish only the best for you you are my reason and my life....... don't die...that would really suck and ruin my whole day.....(P.S.to the capricorns, you can tell him i'm sorry, if it makes him feel better, but i'm not, not really)hahaha my brother posted this on his blogs: i recently found out at work that energy drinks, while they can be fun, are dangerous. one of my managers gave me one at work, and *my mistake* i chugged it(in my defense, it doesn't help to have your co-workers chanting "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"). in half an hour, i'd finished my morning duties and soaked my work shirt in sweat! i literally could not stop moving and greg made me go stand in the cooler for 20 minutes. i'd write more, but my sister just touched my hot pocket with her foot(darn hippie). i have to go uncontaminate it if i want to finish it!catman................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.---------------Albert Einstein.................................................... ........................................................I knew you wanted something from the bar last night, so I ordered it. But you never came, so I drank it. I played a short set last night. I knew you ‘d have some requests. And though you never came, I still sang them.Today I feel dirty and my hair confused, but in a romantic Neal Cassidy kind of way. I’ll have to rock the same socks and jocks as yesterday all for the love of you and the game. I can hide my shame under my hat while an old toothbrush takes me back. That’s close enough for jazz and good enough for rock and roll.It was only a Thursday after all. You didn’t miss anything. I only missed you.------------Jason Mraz........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............they fuck you up your mom and dad they may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had and add some extra just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn by fools in old time hats and coats, who half the time were soppy stern and half at one another's throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can. And don't have any kids yourself.------Philip Larkin i love skullkin, tooconcepts to live by...repetition does not transform a lie into the truth...f.d.rooseveltThe reason lightening doesn't strike in the same place twice is that the same place isn't there the second time...willie tylera specification that will not fit one a 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood...mark ardisthe average healthy adult gets up at 7:30 a.m. feeling just plain terrible...jean kerrhuman beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experiences of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so...douglas adamsnever make someone a priority who only views you as an option...unknown