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YEhh... ii dUN`` REAd!
TiFFANY will go to jail for ...
Setting your partners underwear on fire before trying to hump them continuously
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^^ ME && PAiiGE LOVE SCHO0OL. ^^
TiFFANY && MEGAN
"THOMAS && RONALd"
SkEETSHOE && PENiSHEAd
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MY ONLiiee 3 GHiiRRLSZ`
MY ONLiiee LiL SNOWBUNNiiee GHiiRRL.
WE`VE BEEN THROUGH QUiTE A BiT OVER THE YEARS.
WE didN`T EXACTLY START OUT FRiiENDS, BUT WE WORkEd OUR WAY THERE.
NOW THAT YOU dON`T HATE ME fOR GETTiN` YOUR HAiiR WET.
HAHAhh.
BUT YOU`VE HELPEd ME THROUGH SO0O MUChh && ii LOV3e YOU SO0O MUCHH && YOU kNO iT.
EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY PiSS ME OFF WiTH SOME OF THE STUPid SHiieT YOU dO...
BUT YOU JUSS WOULdN`T BE MEGAN iF YOU didN`T dO ALL THAT.
PLUS iT`S HARd NOT TO BE ANNOYEd BY YOU SiNCE THE fACT ii BASiCALLY LiVE WiTH YOU && AM WiTH YOU EVERY SECONd OF MY LiFE.
ii HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ii WOULd dO WiTHOUT YOU.
BUT ANYWAYS...
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE TO MAkE ME LAUGH EVEN WHEN ii didN`T WANNA LAUGH
&& THERE TO JUST BE GAY Wit.
SiNCE YOU kNOW "WE DYkiN` WE DYkiN`".
YOU`RE MY BESSESSZ` FRiiENd && dON`T FORGET iT.
WE GUN` GROW UP && BE THE ONLiie NASTY OL` LAYdiieeSZ POSTEd UP ON THE BEACH iN OUR SEXXCiiee ViCTORiAS SECRET THONGS && BRA`S .
ii LOV3e YOU SO0O MUCH GHiiRRL && ALWAYS WiLL
WHETHER ii ACT Like iT OR NOT.
BEE. EFF. EFF. ELL
MY LiL GUYY!
THiS GHiiRRL MAY LO0Ok CUTE && iNNOCENT ON THE OUTSiDE.
BUT dON`T LET THAT FO0OL YOU.
SHE CRAZZiiee AS HELL .
ii WOULdN`T EVEN CLASSiFY HER AS A SHE .
ii JHESS CALL HER A BEAST.
BUT ALiSE YOU kNO YOU MY GHiiRRL && YOU kNO ii LOV3e YOU TO dEATH .
ii dUNNO0O WHAT ii WOULd dO WiTOUT YOU .
YOU ALWAYS THERE fOR ME && MAkE ME fEEL BETTER.
dAYYMMM YOU MAke ME LAUGH WiTHOUT EVEN dOiiN` NOTHiN`.
YAh OL` CRAZZiiee ASS.
&& YOU kNO WE LiL THiEVES TO0O.
GETTiN` OUR LiL SUGAR RUSHES STEALiN` ERRY PiiECE OF CANdY iN SiGHT.
WELL MAkiN` ME dO iT ANYWAYS.
HAHAhh.
BUT YOU kNO iT`S WORTH iT.
PO0OR MRS. HARdY..
WE dRiVE HER CRAZZiiee .
kiLLiN` EACHOTHER iN HER CLASS.
HAHAhh Like WHEN WERE fiGHTiN` iN CLASS.
kiLLiN` EACHOTHER WiT PENS && FiGHTiN` BY THE CANDY CLOSET.
YOU dANGEROUS AS HELL WiT A PACk OF SkiTTLES MAYNN FURREAL.
&& NOW YOU TRY`NA LEAVE TO GO TO JERSEY...
&& LEAVE ME HERE...
PSHHH PLEASE.
YOU AiiNT GOiiN` NO WHERE && YOU kNO it.
YOU ACT Like i`d ACTUALLY LET YOU GO .
HA! NOTT!
BUT ii LOV3e YAhh GHiiRRL
&& dON`T BE LETTiN` NO GUYS GET TO YAhh.
CUZZ YOU BETTER THAN ALL THEM && THE HOES THEY TRY`NA FUCkk WiT && YOU kNO THAT.
THEY GUN` COME CRAWLiN` BACkk iNNA SECONd.
SO MAkE SURE YOU LET THEM kNO THAT.
THEY THE ONES WHiPPEd .. NOT YOU.
kEEP YAhh HEAdd UP GHiiRRL.
&& i`M ALWAYS HERE fOR YAhh NO MATTER WHAT.
WE HAVEN`T kNOWN EACHOTHER THAT LONG
BUT YOU WOULd NEVER kNOW iT.
WE BECAME REALLiie CLOSE BY HANGiNG OUT ONE TiiMMee.
AS SO0ON AS ii GET LOCkED UP ii kNOW YO` HAPPiiee ASS GUN` BE RiigHT THERE WiT ME.
WHYY?
CUZZ YOU GUN` BE THE ONE TO GET OUR ASSES CAUGHT.
MAYNN YOU GET US SEEN BY COPS @ LikE 3 AM
RUNNiN AROUND BREAkiN` iNTO PO0OLS
&& TRY`NA STEAL PEOPLE`S TRAMPOLiNE`S
&& RUNNiN AROUND JHESS RUNNiN` ROUND SUTTON LAkESZ`.
&& YOU CAN`T JUMP A dAYMM FENCE TO SAVE YAhh LiFE!!
HAddA THROW YO ASS OVER THAT FENCE && BUCkk OVER AFTER YOU.
MAdE ME RiP MY SHiiRT TO0O.
HAHAhh.
THEN GETT OUR ASSES CAUGHT @ KHOLES.
ii STiLL CAN`T EVEN BELLiieVE YOU MAdE US BEEP .
MAYNN ii WAS ABOUT TO BUCkk ON YO ASS TO0O.
BUT ii WAS NiiCE && WENT BACkk.
THEN YOU BUCkkEd ON ME.
ii WAS Like AiiGHT THASSZ` STRAiiGHT WiT ME.
ii AiiNT THE ONE THAT BEEPEd.
THEN THAT BiiiiiiGGGGG BLACkk GUYY CAME AROUND THE CORNER WIT YOU.
OUR ASSES BUUUUCCkkkkEEEdddd TO K.F.C.
LMAO.
&& OUR LiL GOTHiC LEZBO DYkE GHiiRRRLS @ AMC.
ii STiLL THiNk YOU SHOULDA HOLLAhhEd.
&& BHOiiSZ` CHASiN` US DOWN THE MALL FOR YOUR PRETZEL A.K.A "CO0Okiie". BUT CHEUhh.
MAYNN ii LOV3e YOU LiZARd GHiiRRRL!
YOU ARE SOO CRAZZiieee .
&& i`M SO GLAd WE dien`T LET YOU kNOW WHOO GET BETWEEN US.
THE LiL LiFE RUiNER BHOii.
HAHAhh.
CUZZ iiUNNO WHAT i`d dO WITOUT YOU.
ii LOV3e YOU BHO0O.
JHESS PikkCHURESZZ`
ALYSSA, NAddY [(THE LiL GUYY)], && ME
CODY && ME.
ONCE AGAiiN HE GOT HiSSZ` EYES CLOSEd.
CHiNEESE LO0OkiN` CRACkAhh. "]♥
ME && RAVii!!
ii LO0Ok SUPER UGLLiiee.
BUT RAVii iS KYOOTE SO ii CUT ME OUT.
MY GHiiRRL ALiSE WiT HER BROkEN LEGG
&& AGAiiN
ME && MARTiN @ WALMART
ME && AdRiiEL
DAVVVO0OOO .
HAHAhh LOV3e THiS Kidd.
BENNJJJiiiieeee
ME && CHRiSTiNE iN CO0OkiNG.
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