...B0UT ME...
AYE WHAT'Sz G00D!!
i'M PRETTY SH0' YA'LL LiiKE "WHAT'Sz THiiSz SH0RTiiE NAME?" S0 i'MA D0 iiT SUPER BiiG AND TAKE iiT MADD SL0W FA Y0U, YA DiiGGSz???! CHYEA!
FiiRSzT 0FF MY NAME 'LiiSzE, BUT A L0TTA F0LKSz KN0W ME ASz LEEZEE, LEELEE WHATEVA BUT iN DA END YESziiR i'M JUSz LiiSzE.
i'M N0T WHAT Y0U W0ULD CALL A FEMALE REAL TALK AND iiF Y0U D0 THEN Y0U MiiSSz UNDERSTAND WH0 i AM. i'M A TH0R0UGHBRED PiiT YA MEAN...i'M A K00' ASSz CHiiK BUT Y0U STEP 0UTTA LiiNE AND i'MA BUST YA ASSz ((EiiTHER ME 0R MY FAM YA DiiGGSz)). i D0N'T GiiVE 2 SHiiTSz 0F A PHUKK iiF Y0U 0N THAT UNREAL BULLSHiiT AND iiF S0 SKiiP ME UP CUSz i AiiN'T THE 0NE T0 WASTE MY TiiME FA REALLiiE REAL
i'M EASY T0 GET AL0NG WiiT iiF Y0U MY TYPE 0F PERS0N. i'M DUMB FUNNY AND D0 ANYTHiiNG T0 MAKE NiiGGUHSz LAUGH ((FEMALESz T00..N0 H0M0)) AND CRAQ A SMiLE...THAT'Sz JUSz ME YA MEAN. i'A FiiGHT FA MY D0WNASSz ALL DAii, S0 PLEASzE D0N'T STEP 0R SQUARE UP LiKE Y0U B0UT iiT CUSz BES' BELiiEVE i'M B0UT THAT SHiiT ((YA MEAN, YA MEAN)).
i L0VE MUSziiCKQ!! LiiKE FA REAL Y0!! THAT'Sz MY TRUE PASSii0N M0RE THAN ANYTHiiNG 0N THiiSz PLANET!! i L0VE MY MUSziiCKQ N0 D0UBT!! WHEN i'M MADD i G0T MUSziiCKQ, WHEN i'M HAPPY, SAD, CHiiLLiiN, SLEEPiN, N DA SH0WER....DA WH0LE NiiNE YARDSz i L0VE MY MUSziiCKQ! AND JUSz BEiiN A SH0RTiiE WH0 L0VESz MUSziiCKQ, i CAN SPiiT SUMTHiiN CRUCiiAL, DANCE SUMTHiiN ViiCii0USz AND DRAW 0UT DA ASSz ((JUSz CREATiiVE ASz PHUKK)). i PLAY E'Y SP0RT iiN DA B00K EXCEPT SHiiT i AiiN'T HEARD 0F AND S0CCER. S0 ASz Y0U CAN SEE, i AM A T0MB0Y AND THAT AiN'T G0NNA ST0P FA SHiiT EiiTHER ((D0N'T HATE MY SWAG CUSz Y0U CAN'T KEEP UP WiiT iiT FA REAL...LET ME "LEARNSz" Y0U SUMTHiiN!!))
WHETHER i LiiKE iT 0R N0T i'MA "MA DUKESz GHiiRL" BUT A FAMiiLY RiiDAH.....WHAT?? Y0U ASK WHAT THAT MEANSz?? WELL LET ME BREAK iiT D0WN!! ME AND MA DUKESz NEVA HAVE AND NEVA WiiLL SEE EYE T0 EYE BUT i WiLL BREAK YA PHUKKiiN FACE FA DAT W0MAN REAL TALK!! AND ASz A FAM' RiiDAH, THAT JUSz MEANSz WHERE THEY G0 iSz WHERE i'MA BE AND WHERE i G0 iSz WHERE THEY G0NNA BE!! WE RiiDE LiiKE 10 MEXiiCANSz iiN A C0RVETTE YA MEAN!! i'A KiiLL ANY NiiGGUH FA ANY 0NE 0F MY BR0THERSz AND MY SiSTA'Sz SLASH BESTFRiiENDSz CHRiiSTiiNA M. RiiVERA AND MARQUESHA L. DAViiSz ((PHUKK THE RESzT 0F YA'LL SH0W B0AT ASSz H0ESz AND THAT'Sz REAL)). i HANDLE BiiDNiiSSz YA MEAN!! i CAME A L0NG WAY FR0M HEY BR0AD i USED T0 BE...AND YEA i CALL MYSELF THAT CUSz i L00K BAQ JUSz ASz FAR ASz LAST YEAR AND SEE H0W MUCH 0F A PHUKKiN "FEMALE" i WASz...NA-AH! N0T N0M0RE FA REAL! i'M 0N MY GR0WN ASSz AND i'MA H0LD THAT, MY NiiGGUHSz, AND DA FAM D0WN TiL AND AFTA i DiiE AND THAT'Sz MY WURD!!
BACK T0 DA BASiiCSz...
i'M AB0UT 5'8 N0W, SMART ASz A PHUKK WHEN iiT C0MESz T0 MY SK00 GAME....RAiiSED UP N0RTH ASz Y0U SH0ULD AWWREADiiE KN0W ((DAYUM i SH0ULD'A PUT THAT FiiRSzT...HA..0H WELL)). G0T MADD HEADSz C0MiIN THRU T0 BR0ADiiN MY FAM iiN DA FL AT THiiSz M0MENT. WHEN iiT C0MESz T0 THAT QUESTii0N "'R Y0U CUTE??" i C0ULDN'T TELL Y0U CUSz i REALLiiE D0N'T JUDGE MYSELF..UNLESSz i C0ME 0UT THE SCHMiiD L00KiiN T00 NiiCE, THEN i MiiGHT HAVE T0 LET A FEW W0RDSz SLiiP YA MEAN, YA MEAN. i AiiN'T THE TYPE T0 REALLiiE CHECK A NiiGGUH UNLESSz HE/SHE STEPSz 0UTTA LiiNE, CUSz i'M MADD D0WN T0 EARTH AND EASY G0iiN....PHUKK ALL THE BEEF SHiiT CUSz iiT JUSz ENDSz UP WiiT A NiiGGUH DEAD YA MEAN AND THE LASzT THiiNG i WANT iiSz iiT T0 BE MY NiiGGUH, MY FAM, MY H0MiiESz, 0R ME AND THAT'Sz THE REALESzT SHiiT i EVA WR0TE!
FA REAL, FA REAL, i SAY H0W i FEEL REGARDLESSz NiiGGUHSz LiiKE THE W0RDSz i SPiiT 0R N0T. iT MAY HURT CHA FEELiiNSz BUT AYE, AT 0NE TiiME iT WASz ABLE T0 HURT ME AND SEE WH0 i AM N0W. E'YTHiING HAPPENSz FA A REAS0N, AND THE S00NER Y0U UNDERSTAND THAT THE S00NER Y0U CAN LET SHiiT G0, AND DR0P iiT WHERE iiT STANDSz YA DiiGGSz?? ST0P H0LDiiN NiiGGUHSz BAQ ((FA FEMALESz)) AND ST0P H0LDiiN BREEZiiESz ((FA NiIGGUHSz))..iiF THEY WANNA B0UNCE THR0W UP THE "TW0" AND BE B0UT CHU. Y0U CAN'T CHANGE N0B0DY, 0NLY G0D CAN, AND WHEN HE CAN'T THEN THAT'Sz THEY PR0BLEM. i'M AB0UT ME AND ASz SELFiiSzH ASz iiT S0UNDSz iT'Sz N0T. ASz A PERS0N WH0'Sz BEEN THRU iiT ALL..THE PAiiN, LiiEiiN', TEARSz, DEATHSz....i CAN'T SAY i'M SAD 0R FEELiiN BAD CUSz E'YDAY i WAKE UP i THANK G0D FA A NEW DAY. i KN0W N0MATTA WHERE i G0 THERE'Sz G0NNA BE DRAMA AND SUMB0DY TRYNA TAKE MY SMiiLE, BUT i HAVE T00 MANY M0RE REAS0NSz T0 BE HAPPY THAN T0 BE SAD. i G0T A FAM Y0!! i G0T THE WH0LE RiVERA AND DAViiSz FAM! i G0T S0 MUCH L0VE AND THE BESzT 0F ALL iiSz THE FACT THAT EVEN MY FAKE 0NESz G0T EN0UGH RESzPECT T0 BE FAKE W..AND WATCH THEY M0UTH AR0UND ME....WHAT M0RE C0ULD i ASK FA??! M0NEY 0R SUMTHiiN RiiGHT?? BUT REALLiiE THAT AiIN'T SHiiT BUT A NECESSiiTY T0 ME. i'M GANGSTUH RiiCH AND 0THER NiiGGUH AiiN'T G0T THAT UNDER THEY BELT. ASz 0F 22_AUG_07 i 0FFiiCiALLY BECAME ALiiSzE....THAT'Sz ALL i WANNA BE. THAT K00 ASz SH0RTiiE WH0 W0ULD BREAK HER LAST CRACKER iNT0 CRUMBSz JUSz T0 MAKE SH0 E'YB0DY EATiiN...EVEN WHEN iT MEAN SHE CAN'T....BLESSziiNSz C0ME AND i GET 0NE E'YDAY. i L0SzT A FEW PE0PLE T0 GET HERE BUT i WiSzH THEM THE BESzT AND H0PE THAT G0D CAN MAKE EM ASz HAPPY ASz HE'Sz MADE ME....BABY i'M HERE AND i'A NEVA ST0P!! i'M AT THE T0P SHiNE'N RiiGH N0W!! AND i'MA FA EVA SHiiNE......THAT'Sz ME...THE "STAR".
ANYWAYSz TH0...THAT'Sz ALL 0N MY D0ME RiiGH' N0W S0 iiF Y0U G0T QUESTii0NSz GET AT ME CUSz i ALWAYSz G0T ANSWERSz!
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Mii TEAM iSz DA TRUESzT
KEEPiN MY 498 D0WNASSz H0MiiESz
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::TiiFFANiiE:: "DA TiiFF-B0MB"
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::WHiiTNiiE:: 'MUT #2"
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