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..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor Square trying to fit into a circle*shrugs shoulders* ...Rare Unexpected Bold Curious Intriguing Intuitive Unusual Audacious Brash Undaunted Irreverent Daring Dynamic Random Soulful Provocative Strong Wild Unwavering Romantic Genuine Unorthodox Brave Renegade Radical Visionary Dreamer-(could also be used to describe a car)-...I had a dream I ate a 10 lb. marshmellow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone...
*adjusts suspenders* Yep... you're a dork...
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your shit.
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You are YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION.
Sometimes, you wonder why you couldn't just be
Canadian. Some people say you are weird. You
have an interesting sense of humor and a
meaningless life. But, you're nearly Canadian,
so did you expect better?
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The Enhancement Smoker
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LAYNE
Lis forLuscious
Ais forAdaptable
Yis forYoung
Nis forNerdy
Eis forEarthy What Does Your Name Mean?
You Know You're From San Francisco When...
You take a bus and are shocked that 2 people are carrying on a conversation in English.Someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak.You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it.A really great parking space can move you to tears.You know that anyone wearing shorts in July must be visiting from Ohio.You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"....and it's not the first time you have seen him/her nude.You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aroma therapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class.You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.You were born somewhere else.Left is right and right is wrong.Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.Your family tree contains "significant others."Your cat has its own psychiatrist.Smoking in your office is not optional.You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the USA man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker - and you mean it.When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think "earthquake".You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.When your church elects a new Bishop who abandoned his family and two young daughters to fulfill his sexual urges with another man.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Francisco.
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ABOUT
Name: Layne Wayne the Main Thang
Birthday: July 15th, 1982
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Current Location: San Francisco, CA
Eye Color: Blue, but they're chamelion-like
Hair Color: brunette/filthy blonde
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Scandonavian, Norwegian, German, French, Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: cute boys
Your Fears: cute boys haha, actually snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back into school, getting license back
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUUUUUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: breasts
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: going to gramma and grampas during the summer
Pepsi or Coke: cock...oooh coke hahaha
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai Tea
Do you Smoke: only crack on the weekends...hahaha 420 only
Do you Swear: fuck no :)
Do you Sing: yea, now as to whether or not I sing good...that's another thing
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no...hahaha so far from it
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them!
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute..hahaha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, love oreos tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...had a dream I did tho
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: not totally, but I definitely didn't win the fight
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in line at the DMV...they thought the line was long at first..ha!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old
What country would you most like to Visit: netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: depends on the guy, i do like long hair tho
Height: 6'0''+...
Weight: 160-200
Best Clothing Style: casual/comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: atleast 1
Number of CDs I own: atleast 3
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter, alot or none...don't really care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
I'm such an animal, sex with me is more like beastiality. You are 76% kinky
You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?
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My Interests

420*mac n'cheese*chapstick*chopsticks*JUMBO shrimp*Thursdays*swallowing my gum*full moons*clothes fresh out of the dryer*black nailpolish&red lipstick on really pale people*Volkswagons*rainbows*swinging on swings*comedy clubs*Monster Truck Jams*shotguns*longboards*down-ass homies:)*driving*white lilacs*colorful scarves*the smell of Grandma*bowling*payday*Otter Pops*cold beer*kissing*traveling*cereal@night*the smell of Pine-Sol*80's movies/music*hide-N-seek*fireworks*sunbathing*hip-hop*hardwa re stores*DP*chocolate(anyyything)*seamonkies*wrestling*basebal l games*hippie hill on sunny Sundays*bubbles*innocence*guiltypleasures*gorillas*food with a dipping sauce*scented candles*whiskey*hoodies*sex*thunderstorms*sleeping in late*incense*walking*really really good sex*vaccuming*laughing really really loud*crying really really hard* Dickies*ducks*homemade tortillas*Alice in Wonderland*stars*mint chocolate chip icecream*living simply,while others simply live-Gandhi*swimming@night*lip piercings*chai tea*traveling*Carl Hiaasen books*Mexico*lemon cake*Hendrix*the end of a work day*The Three Amigos(El Guapo!)*my dads cooking*free stuff*fanny packs*sharing a smile*hugs*solitare*tetherball*floating gardenias*ginger*thin-crust pepperoni pizza*sunsets*sunrises*accustic guitar*skate boarders*Santa Cruz*rain*cartoons*masturbating*pudding*gummie bears*boardgames*long walks on short beaches*myspace in your face* :)

I'd like to meet:

Yo Mama!AIM/AOL: DontImMe94803 but I do make exceptions Yahoooooo: Dont_pm_me_phucker seeing a pattern?... or MynameisLayneimanalcoholic yea it's a bit wordy.

Music:

LivingLegends,Hieroglyphics, Del the Funky Homosapian,Tupac, No Doubt, Cranberries, Sublime, Brother Ali,Outkast,Eryka Badu,Wu Tang,Bob Marley&sons, John Legend, Butthole Surfers, Garbage,R.E.M,Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill,311, Crystal Method,Social Distortion,Godsmack,Soundgarden, Foo Fighters, *BREATHE* Madonna (the early years) Harvey Danger,Sade, The Vines,Darkness, Stroke 9, CKY,Queen,SOAD(not anymore silly pop punks),Metallica, Bjork,Enigma, The Ramones, Softcell,Blondie,Fleetwood Mac,Def Leopard, The Doors, Marilyn Manson,NIN, Pink Floyd,*BREATHE* theStones,Lenny Kravitz, Primus(hometown homies),GreenDay,Hole, Nirvana,oasis, the cure,Ben Harper,Peter Tosh,Enya, Nora Jones, Shakira(yummm), Smokey Robinson,Jimi Hendrix,Luther Vandross, Ray Charles *BREATHE* Johnny Cash,Patsy Cline(loveher!) Frank Sinatra, Cody Chestnut,ZZtop,Hank Williams Jr., Al Green,Con Funk Shun, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Aretha Franklin,the Oj's,the Whispers,the Dramatics, the Temptations,the Supremes, the Beatles, The Who..da what? lovelovelove BoBs Boys

Movies:

Airplane!, Office Space, Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory,oh and Chocolat,Amelie,any and all Quentin Terentino flicks,Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, Goonies(haay uu guuys) Princess Bride,The City of God, Senior Trip(any National Lampoon movie),The Big Lebowski,Napolean Dynamite, Fargo, Old School, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Good Fellas,Lord of the Flies, se7en, American Beauty,Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks,Willow, Silence of the Lambs, Requiem for a dream, American History X, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Pet Detective, Basketball Diaries, Dogtown and the Z boys...and i wanna see Lords of Dogtown next

Television:

The Simpsons,Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Daily Show-Comedy Central in general, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Spike Tv, AMC, A&E and anything on the Discovery Channel.
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Books:

I am actually literate, and use that skill on a daily basis *gasps in disbelief* I haven't come across THE BEST book but a few of the best I've read were, "Memoirs of Geisha", "Love in the time of Cholera" and "Kings of Infinite Space". My favorite author..no doubt, Carl Hiaasen, wonderfully satirical and very original writing...check it out.Currently reading: "The Recessional" -Michener & "Cannery Row" -Steinbeck

Heroes:

Bob Barker

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My Blog

breaking up is hard to do..now i know, i know that it's true

;">A Thinker (Female, Philadelphia, 46-55) asked:We all crash and burn.Perhaps you're kicking yourself for not seeing the signs. Maybe you feel like you've been played for the fool. Perhaps you did th...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST

my first mink coat

picture  pending....   maybe I'm wrong for being so happy to receive a dead womans mink coat, but so fucking what, she hasn't worn it in over 50 years(mint condition) and it's abou...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

Tag....updated....kinda.

The Game:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule ...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

Jr. Gong moved me

fingers fumbling internal chords, strumming the words etched in my soul move me silhouetted by sound, embraced with your voice move me tasseled hair, entertwined fingers, pulsating bodies move me y...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:38:00 PST

I liked the way it came out

You Are Internal - Believer - Empowered You feel your life is controlled internally. If you want something, you make it happen. You don't wait around for things to go your way. You value your inde...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:41:00 PST

Do you remember

Do you remember when we first met? always felt so surreal, I was sure it over some bet. Do you remember the way our bodies moved? the way I put it up...then down..then up, on you. Do you remember when...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:54:00 PST

I'm in freakin Taiwan! freakin A man!

I don't even know where to begin, but let's start with the weather...oh no, that's what you talk about when you have nothing else to say...ok, well there is so much to say I don't know what to say, so...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do people even read these?

just checkin....
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cancer

Cancer - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person a...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

survey says........click here and find out fucker

1: grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4:"I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines."-Alice Seabold "Lovely Bones"2: stretch your left arm out as far...
Posted by Inspect-Her-Gadget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST