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About Me

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You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

My Interests

BIG fuckin' cult of personality, absolute power, back-alley madams, lots of cheap Columbian booger sugar, free guac at Taco John's; ya know, the perks of being a 'public servant'.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who's willing to make a difference. That difference? To be able to be the 'scapegoat' for the stupid-assed policies of the party that YOU put in office!

Music:

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazahkstan. It sums up the Scapegoat Party pretty well. Old grainy footage of Joseph Stalin ain't half bad either.

Television:

I just love those talking heads...nothing like coming home from a long day at work and then proceeding to be beaten silly with drivelling political pseudo-shock.

Books:

Niccolo Machiavelli, Valerie Solanas, Marquis de Sade, Martin Heidegger, and them there books that the waitresses give me at that one Italian restaurant, along with the crayons.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Jello Biafra, Wolfgang Wendland, Michel Rivard the good citizens of the Uzupis District in Vilnius, Lithuania, And all the other folks in history that were willing to give their politicians the finger.

My Blog

Regarding the Super Bowl

The news came in yesterday from the Nielson Company that this past Sunday's Super Bowl was the most widely viewed Super Bowl in NFL history, and in fact the most widely-viewed television event behind ...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

An issue as yet untouched

What issue(s) are at the forefront of the minds of voters heading into the presidential election of 2008? The economy, the war in Iraq and homeland security, Social Security, immigration, health care,...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:43:00 PST

Scapegoat Party comment on the death of Benazir Bhutto

Numerous world leaders have already weighed in on yesterday's assassination of the leader of the Pakistani People's Party Mrs. Benazir Bhutto, so the Scapegoat Party is certainly not leading the way. ...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:13:00 PST

Goat is Shot into Martyrdom in Wisconson

Goatrades! I have news of a most unfortunate and aggravating event coming out of Waupaca, Wisconson. A Goat, the very mascot animal of our party, was shot dead by 48-year-old Peter Mischler in a fit o...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:53:00 PST

Animal Farm-Is the Revolution upon us?

Among those who are currently serving their state-mandated sentences in our public school system, and those who've already done their time, a name likely to sound familiar is 'Animal Farm'...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:28:00 PST

Stephen Colberts Campaign

By now most of you surely know about Stephen Colbert's campaign to become the next president of South Carolina. The latest news regarding his campaign is not suprising; he announced that he would seek...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:00:00 PST

Laissez-Faire Cattleism

It is a widely-accepted notion that America is the land of opportunity, a land where people are generally free to choose their own path, to decide what's right for them, without interference from nega...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:29:00 PST

Michael Martin: A true Goatrade!

As most of you are by now likely aware, a company known as 'Tainted Inc.' based out of Oakland, California has, for some time now, been producing food stuffs (particularly takeoffs of brand-name candi...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

Even More Platforms!!!

Let's get right to the new platforms, shall we? 1. Doesn't it just piss you off when a Senator votes himself a pay raise that you foot the bill for, and you get no say in the matter? Well, we in the S...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

A few new platforms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right folks! Some new platforms! 1. The Scapegoat Party will improve public health by banning the following diseases: Malaria, AIDS, rabies, influenza, mad cow (BSE), Lyme disease, menengitis, ...
Posted by Scapegoat Party of USA on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:24:00 PST