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dougl'arse

Actually, I Prefer the Terms 'Reality Challenged' or 'Differently Sane', Thanks

About Me



My Interests



Giant Space Protozoa

Kill Zombies

Whoever Taught These Fuckers How to Use Guns,
Ought to be Taken Out and Horsewhipped

Truly Great Madness
Photography - Austin, Tx.
Specializing in Documenting Live Music

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I'd like to meet:



Magdalene - The real brains, of the outfit....and the baddest motherfucker of the bunch.

My C.O.

My Army

Any Available Valkyrie

La Brigada Amarilla

La Escuadrilla Azul

Visit Sunny Valhalla

My profile was customized at Taming the Beast.net

Music:


You Tell 'Em, Gary!

Please don't mistreat me, baby,
For something somebody else has done.
I know you're hurt and you're feeling crazy,
But I know that you can be strong.

'Cause you're not the first,
And you're not the last,
To feel the pain that leaves no bruise.

And I'm not the best ,
But babe, I'm not so bad.
Come on and listen 'cause I'm talking to you.

He must have hurt you, baby,
But I swear that man is gone.
And I know now if you come with me,
That decision just can't be wrong.

'Cause you're not the first,
And you're not the last,
To feel the pain that leaves no bruise.

And I'm not the best,
But babe, I'm not so bad.
Come on and listen, 'cause I'm talking to you.

Baby, don't you worry no more.

Roky Erickson.
The Greatest Songwriter
To Ever Draw Breath on this Planet

Willie, Jack and Jerry Jeff.
Cheatham Street Warehouse
San Marcos, Tx

Attic Ted.
Insane Asylum Country
Gothic Carnival Music

Flato van Vleck.
Still the Coolest

Kevorkians.
San Marcos, Tx

Loco Gringos
Nurture my pig

Agony Column
God, Guns and Guts

Surfers.
It's not the sun, silly, it's a butthole.

Janis Joplin.
Port Arthur, Tx

Magpie.
We Need A Rhythm Section

Fro H. Biram.
I was buying this fucker beer, when he was a high school punk, jumping around onstage, with The Thangs, hollering about his rectum. Now the bastard's off galavanting around the country, redefining the blues. Go figure.

Buddy Holly.
The REAL King of Rock and Roll

Big Boys
R.I.P. Biscuit

The Spiders.
The Adorable One and the Bicycle Pilot.

Three Day Stubble.
Finely Crafted Houston Nerd Rock.

Hickoids.
"We ain't no slick band from Nashville"

13th Floor Elevators.
Pure Passion.

The check still hasn't come.

Longhead.
Rock and Roll Hootchie-Coo

Texas's Premier Commie Faggot Punk band

Ed Hall.
Flour Power

Unsurpassed Profit.
The Soul of Central Texas

Movies:



Yoda Freaking Rules.

Television:



I Only Watch The News.

Books:


The Fool

You are the Fool card. The Fool fearlessly begins the journey into the unknown. To do this, he does not regard the world he knows as firm and fixed. He has a seemingly reckless disregard for obstacles.
In order to explore and expand, one must disregard convention and conformity. Those in the throes of convention look at the unconventional, non-conformist personality and think "What a fool". They lack the point of view to understand The Fool's actions.
But The Fool has roots in tradition as one who is closest to the spirit world. In many tribal cultures, those born with strange and unusual character traits were held in awe. Shamans were people who could see visions and go on journeys that we now label hallucinations and schizophrenia. Those with physical differences had experience and knowledge that the average person could not understand.
The Fool is God. The number of the card is zero, which when drawn is a perfect circle. This circle represents both emptiness and infinity. The Fool is not shackled by by the material world or by his physical body.
Which Tarot Card Are You?
Dorothy Parker
You're a cute little smart-ass, armed with rapier wit and agile hands. You run with the foremost minds of your generation. You are appreciated in your own time, as well as after your death.
Which Famous Dead Poet Are You?
Truman Capote
You are extremely compassionate for those society has turned its back on: the criminal, the oppressed, the mentally ill, or socially incapable. Remember that even those with power deserve some respect mixed along with your contempt.
You're a great friend, and a savage enemy, and most of the time youre both. The greatest gift you possess is your understanding that many amazing friends and confidants come and go in this life, and you cherish their memory. Cherish them when they're in your life as well.
Loneliness and a feeling of being alien or hated by most is common for you. Let people make up their minds about you before getting on their bad side just because you suspect thats where you will end up.
You have very little need for validation, but you will lap up praise. You know who and what you are, and you love it, but honestly, sometimes, you wish others would recognize you for who you are and not just the character you play.

With a head filled with such fascination and insight, its easy for you to forget the world and those around you. Theyll always be there when you wake up from your day dreams, so you might as well deal with them.
You are the life of the party, but should you be at home resting for the three parties youre suppose to attend the next day.

In love you are seldom lucky, but if you wait and keep hope alive, you will find the love of your life, and you will grow old with them.
Which Famous Dead Author Are You?
Holden Caulfield
You've grown up with very high expectations to bear, and suddenly it all seems too much to handle. Everyone and everything seems phony to you, and you've become wildly cynical. You're still desperate to find meaning in the human relationships around you, but no one seems to really understand what you're all about.
Which Famous Charactor From Literature Are You?
The Son
You are the Son. You are brave and selfless and a lot of people worship you, even though it creeps you out a bit.
You always have the best intentions, but sometimes the appearance of impeccable virtue and regal reserve cause people to perceive you as self-righteous and snooty. The fact is, though, that you are just one step away from the gutter, at all times, prefering the company of junkies and whores to that of the "pious" religious "elite".
Some of your former friends also resent you for being born into privilege and power, even though you know that you've really had to earn your place (and pay a pretty hefty price, in the long run).
On the bright side, you've remained popular for two thousand years, had countless songs, poems, and paintings created about you, and your (posthumous) biography, regardless of it's questionable accuracy, has been the best-selling book in history.
Which Paradise Lost Charactor Are You?
Ambush Bug
You're more of a pest than a threat and probably more dangerous to yourself. But you're hillarious. Or at least you think so.
Which Comic Book Villain Are You?
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Famous for your dreamy abstraction and your quirky verse, you're the model "sensitive poet." A vegetarian socialist with great personal charm and a definite way with the love poem, you remain an idol for female readers. There are dozens of cute anecdotes about you, you were the "rock and roll" idol of the romantic era.
Which Romantic Poet Are You?
Lord of the Rings
J.R.R. Tolkien

You are entertaining and imaginative, creating whole new worlds around yourself. Well loved, you have a whole league of imitators, none of which is quite as profound as you are. Stories and songs give a spark of joy in the middle of your eternal battle with the forces of evil.
Which Literary Classic Are You?
Elijah
You are decisive and intelligent. People don't usually like you because you are black and white, but you know that you are doing the right thing and will be rewarded for it in the end.
Which Old Testament Character Are You?
Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible. A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers...although, you certaintly get off on turning stuff into ice. You frustrate your superiors, with your stubborn arrogance, but the chicks dig your charm. You are powerful and could be even more so, but you just have a hard time focusing...or wanting to.
Which of the X-Men are You?
Sonnet 17 by Pablo Neruda

Aw, you're a romantic. You believe in true love and all that sort of stuff. How cute are you? To you, love is incredible and amazing.
Which Poem Are You?
The Silk Spectre
You are the Silk Spectre. You believe that every human life is valuable, but you were forced into crime fighting by your superhero mother. You are a free-thinking, über-liberal feminist, a skilled fighter and your neurotic boyfriend is basically God.
Although you are a formidable crimefighter, you didn't mind too much, when the Keene act outlawed non-government sponsored heroes. You always were a little fed up with the BS involved with being a costumed crimefighter.
Which of the Watchmen Are You?

Heroes:



Ann Richards Kicks Ass.

Violet.
We Miss You. We Love You.

Rabbit Boy.
Saved My Life, In The War.
Currently Knockin' 'Em Dead,
In Pussy Heaven.

Keith A. Vick.
Rest in Pieces,
You BFF Motherfucker.

Abby.
Warrior-Poet,
Owner of the Quarter Mile.

Grizford.
The "Mr. Miyagi" of
Sensitive "Nice Guy" Poetry.

The Admiral.
Submarine Fleet,
Southwest Command.

Shushie.
The Fisher of Stars

Izzy.
The Queen of Slack

My Accomplices

Karlos P.
The Second Voice

Furly.
The Other Second Voice

Click and Drag the Girl Through the Bubbles.
(this is probably the creepiest thing i have ever seen on the internet)
Clicky, If You Want Her