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About Me

-That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive, in fact.-

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My Interests

When I started actually studying Chinese I realized it would have to be my only interest for a while :(

I'd like to meet:

-"What's he saying, there were dinosaurs back with Adam and Eve? No way! T-rex in the garden of eden, Adam and Eve would be running around all the time scared shitless. But the bible says it was paradise." Sopranos, the most convincing argument against creationism I've ever heard.

Music:

The new Beatles compilation 'Love' is really good.

Movies:

I swear to God, Alpha Dog is actually really good. No joke, I was as surprised as you'll probably be, but it's awesome.

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development and The Office.

Books:

White Teeth, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Welding With Children and The Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

My Dad....snicker snicker. Seriously though, Batman.

My Blog

Dude, you’re breaking a dell!

Slow motion. The computer slid off of the broken table onto the tile floor three and a half feet below in slow motion. Two years of shit I kept telling myself to backup in case my dell finally died fe...
Posted by Class Monitor on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

They wouldnt throw me in jail.........right?

Learning Chinese isn't as simple as word for word translations, there are a lot of words that simply don't translate literally. For ...
Posted by Class Monitor on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST

Did I say early August, I meant.........well I’ll probably come back someday

So this might not be news to some of you, but I've decided to bump my time at ShenZhen University from six months to a full year. This will give me time to feel stupid in Cantonese as well as Mandarin...
Posted by Class Monitor on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:46:00 PST

Tested

So my latest half assed excuse for not calling anyone or posting new blogs, is the big ass Chinese entrance exam I'll have to take when I get to ShenZhen. How well I do will determine my class placeme...
Posted by Class Monitor on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

Merry Freaking Christmas!

I realize that this may sound ironic coming from a bitter atheist, but I really really love Christmas. Seriously, it is without a dou...
Posted by Class Monitor on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

Did I say Feburary? What I meant to say was early August

So some of you might have sat through my meandering deliberations about what to do at the start of 2008. As of last week I've been officially accepted into the University of ShenZhen, for their Chines...
Posted by Class Monitor on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:58:00 PST

Thanksgiving and our Indian friends

I'm sure everyone remembers the elementary school curriculum on thanksgiving. Pilgrims were hungry, friendly Indians gave them food and so it was all cool. The end. As you get older though this expl...
Posted by Class Monitor on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

Drinking+Ebay=Vintage leather jackets

So I'm about to write the gayest thing I've ever written ever, and I've written plenty of gay porn. Prepare yourself because here it comes. All day long I was thinking how much I wanted a vintage 70's...
Posted by Class Monitor on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:52:00 PST

Lots of James Prescotts

Ridiculously bored one day I decided to check out if there were any other James Prescotts on Myspace. As it turns out I am the third James Prescott listed, and there's a bunch of us. Not surprisingly ...
Posted by Class Monitor on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

I am so full of shit

So recently I was digging through some old stuff (porn) on my computer, and I stumbled across the resume I submitted to Harborview a couple years back when I was trying to get on as a nursing assistan...
Posted by Class Monitor on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST