Mario

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Owners Manual
Thank you for buying this high-quality product.
Mario is not just a tool you can use like a screwdriver and a slegde hammer in one – he can be much more – a REAL FRIEND – if you allow it.
Handle with care because sometimes his soul seems to be as fragile as a Christmas tree ball. But he won’t show it to everyone.
He always tries to be a strong and reliable friend. Just give him a chance. You won’t regret it!
Well, LADIES you think sex is everything. OK, that’s true.
But can you imagine that there is much more than “everything”?
Somewhere in the space between or in the secret world or however you like to call it. There is something much bigger and mightier – a thing called love.
It’s in the resonance and in the energy between people. You can’t buy it but you can get it for free if you are with Mario!
Attention:
You should show your sympathy and friendship as often as possible. Mario needs it.
If the “Hug Me” warning lamp starts to blink it’s maybe too late.
Maybe you broke his heart for some reason.
But no panic – you got a first class product and this means Mario always wants you to have FUN and he likes to have fun too. Sometimes he is too shy to show how much fun he has. Just give him a little help to let it out.
Mario loves music – Rock and some Metal things as well as Punk and Pop as long it is good music.
He plays or should we say he tries to play the bass guitar since 1997 but he's not the one who practises assiduously.
Mario likes to sing but he needs a good band or some bottles of beer to be brave enough to do it in public. Some say he's a good singer some say 'I never heard him singing'
He loves the sun, the sea and good parties.
Mario has some people he would call his idols: Peter Gabriel, Tony Levin and another guy who would look a bit confused if he would read his name here.
Maybe you found some grammar or spelling mistakes. The reason could be that this text was translated by a tiny yellow teddy bear and even a teddy bear cannot know everything ;)
NEWS: Someone called me "Geilomat". Maybe that's true ;)
Now it's on you to find it out!
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