LELA ROCHON, BUFFIE THA BODY, JENNIFER HUDSON (J HUD), EL CHUPACABRA, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. AND MALCOLM X TOGETHER JUST TO HEAR THEM TALK THE DIFFERENCES FOR THE SAME CAUSE, DAVE CHAPPELLE, JAMIE FOXX, NIA LONG, TONI BRAXTON, TRINA, TAMELA JONES, AND WHOEVER INVENTED THE PET ROCK... SIMPLE IDEAS GET LOTS OF MONEY;)
LOL!!!!
MATRIX 1,2,3, BOOTYCALL, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, FACEOFF, COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, GLADIATOR, SCARFACE, ALIENS
CARTOONS!
FAR FROM ILLITERATE, BUT JUST PICKIN' UP A BOOK IN MY SPARE TIME ISN'T ME:)
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF... ME
AND NOW, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SURVEY:)
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
THE 1 AND ONLY 1 I GOT
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
HAROLD'S?:) NAH.... THE MELTING POT!
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
LAST YEAR.... THAT DAMN MOET!
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
LAST WEEK:)
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
MS. ISENBART (I think I spelled it right)
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
OH LIKE YOU "REALLY" GOTTA ASK A STRAPPING YOUNG MAN IN HIS 20'S "THAT" QUESTION;)
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
RICH AND A GYNECOLOGIST.... I'D JUST WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL REUNION AND SAY I PLAY WITH PU$$Y ALL DAY LONG AND GET PAID FOR IT;)
8. How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
ONE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I CAN'T EITHER!:)
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
I GOTTA DO LAUNDRY AND BLACK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR ANYWAYS:)
10. Gas Prices! First Thoughts?
I'M GLAD I LIKE WALKING AND GOT A BUS CARD:) LOL
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who?
SOME ISLAND LIKE ARUBA OR DOMINICA B/C I COULD PROBABLY BUILD A MANSION FOR ABOUT 5 AMERICAN DOLLARS AND I'D ONLY TAKE MY CAT B/C I'M SURE THE ISLANDERS WILL TREAT ME JUSSSSSST FINE;)
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
ALARM...? SHIIIIIT.... I WOKE UP AFTER I WAS DOIN' WHAT I WAS DOIN' IN MY DREAM SO I COULD WAKE UP WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE:)
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
I WONDER IF I CAN HAVE A DEJA VU DREAM OF LAST NIGHT AGAIN.... HMMM....
15. Favorite style of Underwear for the opposite sex?
THE SHORTEST SHORTS YOU CAN FIND, AND FITTED TOO:) ANY COLOR:) PREFERABLY INVISIBLE WILL WORK TOO;)
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
CLEARING PAPERS B/C YOU ALWAYS FIND THAT ONE DAMN BILL YOU FORGOT ABOUT!
17. If you didn't have to work would you?
SO I CAN KEEP TRAVELING LIKE I DO "NOW"?... HELL NO I WOULDN'T WORK!:)
18. Get up early or sleep in?
SLEEP ALL IN IT
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
KAPPA MIKEY, INVADER ZIM, GOKU OF DRAGONBALL Z, ORKO FROM HE-MAN, IT'S TOO MANY TO NAME!
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
DRINK, DANCE, HIT THE MOVIES.... OR ALL THREE:) DRINKING AND DANCIN' IN THE ISLES AT THE MOIVES:)
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
PSSST..... DON'T TELL NOBODY, BUT.... I'M A LESBIAN;)
22. What was your First Car?
K-SWISS:)
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
YO MAMA SO BLACK, THAT SHE STOOD BETWEEN 2 BUILDINGS AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS AN ALLEY:)
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
THOSE LIL' THIN SLICES OF CHICKEN OR THE BOLOGNA THAT YOU USED TO PUT IN A FRYING PAN AND IT BUBBLES UP IN THE MIDDLE (don't act like you never poked at it with your finger and burned yourself either).
25. What do you get everytime you go into a WAl-Mart?
A DVD:)
26. Beach Or Lake?
BEACH, WHITE SANDS AND SHELLS AGAIN PLEASE:)
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
IT'S NOT OUTDATED:) PEOPLE JUST AIN'T PATIENT. ONE LIL' FIGHT AND THEY DON'T WANNA WORK IT OUT LIKE YOU'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND STILL.... IDIOTS.... ANY MARRIAGE IS GONNA HAVE UPS AND DOWNS, JUST LIKE LIFE... OH WAIT! MARRIAGE "IS" PART OF LIFE! STUPID ME, WHAT WAS I THINKING:)
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
ANYONE WHO HAS A SMART-AZZ MOUTH, lol:) NAW BUT REALLY, DOES TONI BRAXTON, TRINA, OR TAMELA JONES HAVE A PAGE ON HERE?:)
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure?
FOOD DAMMIT!!!! FOOD!!!!
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
NAW REALLY, MY REMOTE STOPPED WORKING AND IT STAYED ON THE OXYGEN CHANNEL, BUT DUDE WAS A BLACK MAN, GOT OUT OF JAIL, MESSED WITH A WHITE WOMAN, HE WENT TO BE WITH A BLACK GIRL, SO THE WHITE ONE TRIED TO FRAME HIM FOR MURDER AND ALL THAT. NOW "THAT" SH!T WAS GOOD!:)
31. What's your drink?
LONG ISLAND OR MALIBU WITH CRANBERRY;) GETS ME EVERYTIME;)
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I DON'T EEEEEVEN WATCH SPORTS
33. Cops or Robbers?
I USUALLY GO FOR THE UNDERDOG... ROBBERS:)
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
READ QUESTION 33 AGAIN
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
I DON'T SEE IT, BUT EVEN MY LIL' SISTER'S(VICTORIA on my top list) FRIENDS SAY MARCUS HOUSTON IN THE VIDEO "NAKED"...... BOOOOOOO
36. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
THIS "QUESTION" HAD ME "LOST" B/C I'VE NEVER SEEN IT:)
37. What do you want when you are sick?
A NICE BIG CAN OF CHEF-BOYE-R-DEE'S SPAGHETTI O'S WITH THE LIL' SNAUSAGES IN'EM:)
38. Who from High School would you like to run into?
ANYBODY WHO WAS ALL THUGGED OUT AND HARDCORE B/C 9 TIMES OUTTA 10, THEY'RE DEAD, GAY, OR SELLING STREETWISE, LOL:)
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
THAT GOOD OL' CECULAR MUSIC:) 92.3 LOL:)
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
"THE SSSIMMMMPSOOOOOONNNSSSS....."
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
MAKING HER TURN LESBIAN... SORRY GIRL
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
OH LIKE I'MA SAY THAT, BUT HOW'BOUT YOU DO THIS.... TYPE IN THE WORD "FAILURE" IN A GOOGLE SEARCH, AND TELL ME THE FIRST NAME THAT POPS UP;) GO ON, TRY IT:)
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
BILL GATES AND DAVE CHAPPELL:) THEN DESSERT WITH SCARLETT, BUFFIE, AND VENNESSA DEL RIO (the old versus the new;)
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
APPARENTLY J-LO HAS DUDES ON BENDED KNEE AFTER BEING WITH HER, SO WHY NOT SEE IF I CAN REVERSE THAT SH!T:)
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I SPRAYED SOMEONE I THOUGHT WAS "HOT" (like fire), SO DOES THAT COUNT?
47. Do you have a teddy bear?
A BIG TAZMANIAN DEVIL FROM GREAT AMERICA:)
48. Strangest Place you have ever brushed your teeth?
IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE.... SHOULDN'T "HE" BE DOING THAT FOR ME??? LAZY BASTARD! lol.
49. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to?
THE CLOSEST CITY NEXT TO THE MEXICAN BORDER SO I CAN SEE THEM HOPPING OVER THE FENCE, LOL:)
50. Number of texts in a day?
..... STILL GOING......
51. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN THIS ON SCARFACE??? YOU GET THE MONEY FIRST, THEN YOU GET RESPECT, AND THE GIRLS WILL COME AFTER THAT, LOL:)
52. Do you go to church?
IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THAT CORNER AROUND THE BLOCK OVER BY THAT PLACE DOWN THE STREET IN BETWEEN THOSE 2 BUILDINGS.... YOU KNOW WHERE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
53. Pencil or Pen?
KING SIZED MAGIC MARKER SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I'M SAYING!:)
54. Describe your favorite Day?
FOOD, MOVIES, CLUBBING, DANCING, DRINKING, LAUGHING, ALL IN LIKE AN HOUR'S TIME, THEN THE SAME THING BUT AT A DIFFERENT SPOT THE NEXT HOUR. AND REPEAT ABOUT 24 TIMES AND YOU HAVE A FAVORITE DAY:)
55. How many jobs have you had?
ABOUT 8 I THINK
56. What would be your "dream job"?
DOING ALMOST NOTHIG ON A JOB SO I CAN PLAN OUT MY LIFE AT WORK WHILE GETTING PAID FOR IT:) MAYBE I SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT THEN;)
57. What do you want to achieve in life?
SUCCESS IN EVERYTHING I DO (WORK, FAMILY, SELF, MONEY, ETC.)
AS DOWN TO EARTH AS I MAY BE, A GOOD LAUGH IS ALWAYS IN ORDER:)