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Renas

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About Me

HI my name is Renas aka {ApF} Saner1, Bert Holiole and Brett. Im a pretty average Aussie sorta bloke, enjoys a beer or 24, a bottle of scotch or a cask of goon. i like to drive my car like i stole it unless i have a massive gangover (a group of hangovers all attacking at once) then i drive a bit more sensible cos i don't wanna have a technicolour yawn in my car. i currently own a 1985 XT celica 2.4l injected RWD, it goes pretty hard for a lil four banger and i also got a 96 toyota Supra tis fuckin awesome, goes like a shower of shit n i love it =D. I work at Kimberly Clark making dunny paper, its not the most thrill seeking job but the money is good. i like a joke and a laugh and try to look at the funny side to everything. im no longer engaged to a fiesty fiancee with a huge lock of bright red hair and an attitude to match ='( but at least we are still good friends n thats gotta count for something. My axolotl called maxolotl died ages ago ='( i am often seen wearing a beanie or with a big mess of hair. Im kinda addicted to playing CCS (Counter Strike Source) and am in a clan with a few of my mates its called {ApF} (Angry Potato Farmers) heres a link to it if u are interested: http://www.users.on.net/~bheininger/index.htm i must warn u there is a full moon on the first page so those who like the sun its not for them :P lol. i also play BF2 but i aint got the internet put back on since i moved out cos i been drinkin an partyin way to hard. =D hmmm what else about me im not sure been a bit crazy of late gotta low down a bit.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Renas
Birthday: 07/04/1984
Birthplace: Millicent
Current Location: sitting in fornt of computer
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 183cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Australian (Irish/ Italian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: rossi steel capped work boots with air cusion soles
Your Weakness: the need to sleep, pain
Your Fears: loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: steak, cheese, olives, bbq sauce, bacon, mozzarella cheese, deep pan, garlic, chilli (mild to hot)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 90- to 95 kgs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You can get it, you can go and get fucked
Thoughts First Waking Up: x rated
Your Best Physical Feature: My Big Nut
Your Bedtime: never, when i succumbe to the dark side of sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Tongy
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: donts got a burger king so it would have to be mc fatsma
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: used 2
Do you Swear: no fucking way :P
Do you Sing: on occasion i have been know to belt out a tune
Do you Shower Daily: not by choice but yes
Have you Been in Love: yes and still am
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: of course its hard to convince any1 else to if u dont
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: yes my health has plummeted to freaky levels
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes, ,i play the guitar, this does not say however that i play it often or that i can make music
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: No :D oops i thought it said ever been sober
Ever been called a Tease: id like to be called a tease i usually get harsher names than that
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: with teh least amount of pain possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dad
What country would you most like to Visit: somewhere in europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: RED. not like natural red, fucking massive red!!
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no prefence
Weight: got to have some flesh on her bones but doesnt need to be rolling round
Best Clothing Style: shows off her figure without being overly provactive, so the mind can still wander
Number of CDs I own: bout 20 maybe
Number of Piercings: had nipple pierced twice but took it out
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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You Are 60% Normal
Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal
You're like most people most of the time
But you've got those quirks that make you endearing
You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?
You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! How Logical Are You?

My Interests

Counterstrike, burnouts, driftities, Playin Pool, Music, Playing my guitar (not very well) Drinking and partying hanging with my friends
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

The Offspring: they seriously rock man i listen to their music day and night and will never get sick of them. AwesomeThe guy who created beer and shake his hand :PPeople with the same interests as and are "good Value"the real Zoidberg "woop, woop, woop"

Music:

offspring, acdc, golden earring, CCR, Black betty (original version), wild cherry, lynyrd skynyrd, head PE, end of fashion, muse, thirsty merc any music that i can feel...
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
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Movies:

You are an angry drunk

You let your problems get to you when you are drunk more than any other time. You drink to escape reality, but instead, you become bogged down with all of your problems. To avoid this, try drinking only socially, and only if you are having a good day.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.combruce almighty, 300, anything by jet li, steven segal or the rock.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, CSI, Definitly NOT BIG BROTHER it can suck a fat 1.

Books:

anything by Raymond E Fiest n Wilber Smith anything that is draws me in and captivate me, a writer who can make me feel like i am a part of his/her book.
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!

You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you

You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil

How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Heroes:

My Ex for still putting up with me, My Dad, everyone who Keeps it real, The Fritz,

My Blog

poetry

CONTEMPLATIONA Blur if Vision,Echoing Thoughts,reverberating off this empty chasm.I sit in silence.Not through lack of sound,I trace my way back, reaching deepReaching deep,to the very epicenter of sa...
Posted by Renas on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

A little bit o history repeating

Drinking drtinking and drinking, thats the basic run down on my 10 days off,once again this weekend just gone i got totally fucked up again, not on tequila but on everthing else my over indulgences ar...
Posted by Renas on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

memory loss

Last friday nite (11/1/08) i decided i would drink at the summery =D good idea I thought to myself. I couldnt make up my mind what I wanted to drink but i eventually decided to get on the tequila prem...
Posted by Renas on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:34:00 PST

Give n Take

is the world give and take??? can u give uncondititonally and expect to be able to take, or do you give and all you take is other peoples shit? when is enough, enough. when is it time to put your foo...
Posted by Renas on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:37:00 PST

its all mine

I have a wall it is mine you cannot break this wall it will always be here you cannot ever get in i wont let you i made this wall it will always be mine you cannot climb this wall it has no shape it i...
Posted by Renas on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:45:00 PST

you cant handle the tooth :@

The cold hard truth is often a bitter pill to swallow, it is often brief and abrupt, mostly expected but avoided, delayed in the pursuit of happiness, often taken to heart without a pinch of salt. som...
Posted by Renas on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:36:00 PST

post Christmas

lets recap......... Christmas eve is probably the best place to start as it had a direct effect on my christmas and boxing day. midway through christmas eve day i decided to buy alcohol for christmas ...
Posted by Renas on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:41:00 PST

Sunshine n Rainbows

AKA the worst day ever!!!my day today was most probably the shittiest day ive had in a while but hey it feels so good to wallow in self defeat, heres a brief rundown on my shitty fucked up day...i wen...
Posted by Renas on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

20/20 Hindsight

Life, love and everything in between...... sitting back today reflecting on life experiences and memories, mostly good with a few regrets, but less than i could count on one hand, but all being someth...
Posted by Renas on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

20/20 Hindsight

Life, love and everything in between...... sitting back today reflecting on life experiences and memories, mostly good with a few regrets, but less than i could count on one hand, but all being someth...
Posted by Renas on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST