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Obi-Wan Jabrone

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About Me

I took that test the other day. The one where they ask you a bunch of questions to see if you’ve turned into an imbecile. Then they do a scan of your brain. You know what they found out? That I have a lot of blue and yellow and red stuff colliding up there. The damn MRI photo looks like a hurricane. I don’t remember what was the good color and what was the bad color, but the point is this: They discovered that I remember some things, and I forget others.
And that’s the way it’s gonna be.

My Interests

noise, ice hockey, things that light up, things that make more noise

Music:

check the top friends

Movies:

I'm bigger than NetFlix

Television:

Six Feet Under, Boston Legal, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, The Office (US)

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Rum Diary, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Catch-22, The Godfather, The Hungry Ocean, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, etc. etc. etc.

Heroes:

See "About Me"

My Blog

Tales from the Scorekeepers Box, Pt I

In which the author spends his first night keeping score of a HNA game and learns valuable life lessons.1- Hurry up and/or develop a system.When someone scores a goal (you won't actually see this happ...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:37:00 PST

Pictures from Yacht Rock 2K7 (Starring B for Brontosaurs and OK Thursday)

B for Brontosaurus (with special guest appearances by Ashley and Laura)Okay Thursday...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:31:00 PST

Lake Disappointment

I have been going to the same dentist as long as I have had teeth. His name is Dr. Roseman, Highland Ave in Somerville for anyone keeping score. You should all go there. He has longer hair than me, a ...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:28:00 PST

"Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart..."

I lost my first tooth to the great sport of hockey. This puts me that much closer to all my favorite NHL stars. I hope they give me one of those ones I can take in and out. I'll take it out during gam...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST

Behold Barney

Now I have known about this for a long time, and I even tried to share it with everyone once, but for some unknown reason, the blog refused to post. I wrote a moving story about a little miracle that ...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST

My kingdom for a camouflage jacket from the GAP!

It's that time of day again, in the slow waning months of the early end of the semester, when we start thinking about the fall semester, that time of day where there's not much to do work-wise, but pl...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:46:00 PST

Guess who's back... back again...

It's been over ten years coming, but Mariusz is back. http://www.bostonbruins.com/pressbox/pressreleases.asp?ID=16 31I was feeling pretty rotten about the Bruins this morning, but my mood drastically c...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:32:00 PST

Fear and Loathing on the Campaign for Real-Time's trail

The Campaign for Real-Time:  They know where we're comin' from, they know where we're goin' to - they just don't know where we are right now. Check the February issue of Northeast Performer Magaz...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

...and the antichrist did say unto thee : "Merry Christmas, motherflippers!!!"

"Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell!"...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:02:00 PST

Hey Joe, Where You Goin' wit that... Hey Joe??? WHERE YOU GOIN?????

San Jose?  Do I know the way to San Jose?  Does Joe? I guess he does now... Let me go on record as saying I have an extreme hatred for this move.  I hope and pray I am proven wrong, an...
Posted by Obi-Wan Jabrone on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST