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About Me

I just recently came out of the sudoku closet. I gave up on fantasy football because I noticed instead of enjoying the games, I was yelling things like "throw the motherfucking ball to Marvin motherfucking Harrison." I sing/drink/play Moog in the sexiest sextet, The Campaign for Real-Time. Every Halloween I go dressed up as Sherlock Holmes, except for the one year I was Joseph Lieberman. I'm happy to report, that Ned and I are the only Bridge partnership that uses Staymen, Albarran, and Brozel to both smashing success and unintentional comedy. The list goes on and on Etc.

My Interests

Sleeping, crosswords, sudoku, contract Bridge, reading a good book every now and then, lurking on message boards, flossing, drinking, uni-ball pens, coffee, travel, long rambling stories, the NFL, the NBA, esoteric music, bottle redemption, spiritual redemption, burritos, misanthropy, double coupons, not having a car, not getting the receipt at the ATM, garlic, onions, mushrooms, formica tables, dry-erase markers, beef, "making Mondays Tuesdays," ego-surfing, communicating with the dead, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Steve McNair. Mark Cuban.

Music:

Dungeon Butler Contol, The Books, The Streets, The Avalanches, Pavement, Wu-Tang Clan, Matmos, Mobb Deep, Dizzee Rascal, Guided By Voices, Sparks, The Campaign for Real-Time, First Strike, Yes, Furvis, Hopewell, Wiley, The In Out, Pink Floyd, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Sufjan Stevens, Steely Dan, Stereolab, The Stooges, The Elevator Drops, Slept, De La Soul, The Beta Band, Barbaro, Cave In, Feast Whisperpants and Penis Tea Flush, Notorious B.I.G., Oxes, The Roches, Urban Dance Squad,

Movies:

Network, Vertigo, Don Cheadle, etc.

Television:

Pardon the Interuption! Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

The Books, The Great Gatsby, White Noise, Sure You're Joking Mr. Feynman, etc.

Heroes:

Bill Simmons, Tom Brady, Bob Pollard, Mother Teresa, Alvan Long, Richard Feynman, etc.