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chris

Here in Tampa cum get me

About Me

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The original MySpace Map! Click here to make your own! %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%AHello there….My name is Chris. So now I tell you all my worldly knowledge and self proclamations. Huh, let’s see. I am a little on the crazy side from what most people tell me. I speak my mind really….really fast. I tell it like it is and that does get me in some trouble at times. Oh well. Suck it up or stick it up. Several years ago I broke my neck, and that whole experience did humble me quite a bit, but never once changed how I look at life. Every day is my last, my last words you hear me speak, may in fact be my final words. So every breath is my last, everything I see is my last. That is just how I am. So if you bump into me one day down in Hyde Park area and I say nice tits….or beautiful smile, or smack that ass cause you’re wearing a shirt that says “spank me I’m Irish”….don’t be mad, I’m respecting your shirt. Respect mine and we are good. I like to make people feel good. Not just to laugh all the time or be the clown, it may be as simple as letting someone really appreciate a sunset or sunrise…or for that one moment or so, there are no worries or mind boggles. Just an appreciation. %D%AI am single, go figure. HA. Don’t have much else to say about that. I am a work-aholic of sorts. And still find time to be out and about with friends, which might also be my demise. Almost all of my friends are females, so if anyone were to approach me, probably wont. I am also very shy….YES BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT IS TRUE. Half the planet cant believe that one. I am very very shy when it comes to introducing myself to someone that I am interested in. Probably because I don’t want anything to sound like a line. So I am screwed. %D%AOk that’s it kids. Want to know anything else, ask.%D%AHappy New Year. Take Care.%D%AMe.%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%AI love to laugh. I want to have good time all the time. I hate to see people unhappy. I am single (jan172007) and hav been for several months. I believe in masterbation as safe safe sex. I love hanging out with my friends and relaxing. If that is'nt going to happen that's cool too. I can entertian myself sitting at the mall "people watching" for several hours. NO problem there. I listen to all music but country........SHOOT ME. That is cool with me. I am a swinger, and looking for a permanent relationship that will fullfill me. I want to meet someone that treats me as well as I treat them and repects the realm of a companionship. I love to have fun and relax. I want to go for runs, hang out, talk on the phone and get to know you before we go the next step. Play a prank on your co-worker for a bit......give you server a real hard time at a bar, but really hook them up at the end and let them know you were just f&*king with them. Go to Chillis and make a reservation for testes........party of two. Wait a while and see the reaction of the place when you hear "Testes.....party of two.....your table is ready." The whole place will look to the door. But you already have a place at the bar and are eating. Hilarious I say. DO IT!! JUST DO IT!! it is so damn funny. Shout out to Nicole and Melissa yoiu guys are awesome. I would really like to meet someone who is as laid back as I and can fun 24-7. I am sarcastic almost all the time, and will give my shirt off my back for you and give up everything that I have for a stranger. Feel free to get with me at Yahoo @ chris_jed2002 on messenger or jokersrus1 on aol. %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A..........................

My Interests

Motorcycles, beaches, no clothes most of the time. Staying in shape,...outdoors....did I say no clothes. Ah just making sure. Ha.

I'd like to meet:

A person that is confident in themself and slightly demented (to a sense of humor that is healthy) a little crazy.... sounds about right. A person that can be spontaneous..serious.....sarcastic and affectionate. Someone who takes pride in themselves, can have fun, tell jokes, cuddle, hang out with.....and most of importance.......just be a decent person.%D%A%D%A .. ..!

Television:

Dont watch enough to comment http://sjl-static14.sjl.youtube.com/vi/9mzVWnLydZU/2.jpg

Books:

Still life of a woodpecker. Lightning. Any Dean Koontz or Thom Robbins.

Heroes:

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