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Otis

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm old. Really old. I don't have enough hair to support my mohawk anymore, so I shaved my head. Like I said....Old. And I can get laid in the real world, so lay off the freak messages. I'm not cybering with any 55 year old men pretending to be underaged girls, and I'm not cybering with anyone else for that matter. I don't date off the internet. It's pathetic. Stop. Turn off your computer, go outside and GET A FUCKING LIFE!
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are 4% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?

My Interests

I'm a 35 year old American male with a 21 year old girlfriend. Guess what my interests are. Other than the obvious, I love my dogs, I really enjoy STG and Fark, I read a lot, and I pretend to write. I also freely admit that I love porn. And B horror movies.
Your Pimp Name Is...
Professor Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

I'm good. Really. I got a myspace page to keep up with some old friends. If you think that I'm dating some skank I met on the internet, you're fucking retarded. If you want a date, go out in the real world and meet someone as stupid as you are.

Music:

My three favorite bands are Jane's Addiction, Sisters of Mercy, and Nine Inch Nails. I love the cheesy bubble gum punk and Johnny Cash and most stuff in between. My favorite punk band is probably Fear, but I can't listen to them while driving. My favorite Metal Band is the 80's cliche, Iron Maiden. My favorite Irish band is Black 47. I could do this all day. I like a strange mix of music. I like Paul Anka's pop covers album. It's bad, but in a really funny way. I'm currently enfatuated with Zdob Si Zdub, which is a freakish band from Romania that uses traditional instruments in their modern music. Thanks Nicoleta! My favorite rapper is now Distrakt.



Movies:

The usual, then add Eraserhead, Freaks, Basketcase, 976 Evil, Troma films, oh and Dutch and German porn (but ony if my family's visiting).
Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Television:

Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Chapelle. I don't do reality or sit-coms.

Books:

HHGTTG, The Thomas Covenant Trilogies, Any Arthur C. Clarke, Thieve's World, Radical Utopias, Snow Crash, Topping From Below, Dirk Gently, MYTH Series, Comic collections, Robert A. Heinlen.

Heroes:

Arthur C. Clark, Larry Kirwan, that chick that takes the double ass-fist.

My Blog

Apartmenty goodness

It's FINALLY a done deal! We have the really awesome realy cute apartment downtown! It's ours! The deposit is paid and we have the key!
Posted by Otis on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

Carrot on a string

FUCK! The really awesome apartment in the really cool 4plex in the perfect neighborhood is now on hold. I'm sure we can still get it, but now it's all fucked up because people are stupid and lazy. ...
Posted by Otis on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

hovel 2.1

So I went to look at the inside of this apartment today. Alicia couldn't go because she was working, but she saw the outside and the neighborhood and liked it, so I went to check out the inside. It'...
Posted by Otis on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

No hovel

So, we can't buy the hovel we were so excited about because of deed/title issues and the wrost part is that we can't figure out what's worse....that we were all hyped about a 30 year old steaming turd...
Posted by Otis on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST

Hovel, sweet hovel

So Alicia and I bought a hovel! It's an absolutely falling apart, run down little trailer in a run down little park and we love it. We're getting a "hovel sweet hovel" sign and we'll probably paint ...
Posted by Otis on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:40:00 PST

weather

the weather sucks my ass. it snowed again and i'm done with it. also, there's this underlying melancholy in my soul that hasn't lifted in way too long. i'm homesick, but i hate it in maryland on so...
Posted by Otis on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

Work

So I decided to work at The Black Sheep more and quit the job that I hate that pays better but also requires me to work every Friday and Saturday night, which limits my ability to be available at the ...
Posted by Otis on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

Weather and work

I called out of work tonight because of the ice in the pass and the freezing rain and all that and i'm sweating the money, but at least i don't have to listen to mariachi polka or something equally ho...
Posted by Otis on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

Snow

I am officially SICK OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!! It's snowing again and I had to go out and I slid down the driveway and I probably broke my wrist again and dammit!!!! No more snow for a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Otis on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

job

So I picked up 2 bouncing gigs, 1 filling in for big shows at the Black Sheep and one at Eden, both in Colorado Springs. Finally! I'm still probably going to pick up some shifts at some other places...
Posted by Otis on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST