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TURK

Gobble till you Wobble!!!

About Me

04/28/07
Yup... still closed
01/09/07
i'm still closed....shooo
01/08/07
system.out.printIn("Hi");
12/06/06

CLOSED

due to holidays... i'm out.
12/05/06
Sup, so like it's been a while since i like update and all..or even replied to my messages/comments...my bad! There will be no superbestfriendawesome of the week this week because of the "holidays"...stay tuned for NEXT week! where you won't BELIEVE who is gonna be it!!!
so like never get the egg nogg latte at starbucks it's the most nastiest thing you will ever drink!! Like, egg nog is kinda good but too much will make anyone throw up and starbucks did a good job about the throwing up part. But.. I can totally see people not liking egg nog it's all slimey and goooooooooooweeeeee and nasty.... but it's sooo tasty!!! so w/ that aside... Ihops Hot cocoa is probably the best in the world. sup11/26/06
Hope everyone had a good thanksgiving!! sorry... don't feel like typing much... i'ma go. late!
11/18/06
CONGRATS CODY RAY for being SUPERBESTFRIENDAWESOME of the week!!! Nice to see you this weekend!!! you silly druuunk!!! Basically, i only have 1 spot on friends list that i can switch...so that's you buddy!!! enjoy it this week!!
11/14/06
some people make me sick...
11/9/06
Hi Kids, yesterday after work I went to a buddy of mine's house to go workout. However, he was not there... so I went back to my car to go home but then this kitten ran under my car! She had no collar, I called my friend and he finally picked up and said that it was a stray...so.. I took her home!!! I really didn't want another cat.. I just wanted to take her to a shelter or something.. I almost decided to keep her but...she kept taking a dump all over my house...and even on my bed while i was sleeping... so I was like... umm F that, you gotta go! Plus my cat is scared shitless of this kitten...which makes no sense... So, I think I found a home for her, this divorced lady w/ 3 kids that works at my local liquor shop. I said I'll take her to get a bath and everything and let her think about it. They already named the kitten: Smokey! (She is all gray) so we'll see how it goes!!!
11/7/06
grr..so today is vote day..no one cares... but what they do care about is being a superbestfriendawesome of the week!!! so without further adou....

CONGRATS CARSON!!!

For being the Superbestfriendawesome of the week!!!
Thanks for being so fucking creepy and gay!!!! O and for trying to add all my friends as your friend!!! You earned the spot!!! ENOY!!
11/1/06
So like that's kinda cool that the turkey dog is getting more hits then I am......fuck you turkey dog. I guess that means i better post some pics of me in my turkey costume??? wowz..F u guys!!
So like I was looking at like other peoples pages and was like.. o so that's how blogs work.. like I would type stuff and like people would post comments on like how my day was... that's like..kiiinda cool. Then I like thought about it somemore and lik... that's kiiinda retarded. and lik those people dat like post lyrics or something are lik retarded too... cause you're like "I'm all emo and stuff cause i have lyrics that are emo..and this is how i feel" lolz no one cares how you feel comma dumbass!
sup
10/29/06
Here it is folks.....and the winner of the Superbestfriendawesome of the week is............................................
Theresa!!!!! Congrats Theresa!!!!! You probably threw up more then anyone at your party!!!!! great costume!! and we all know who the REAL winner is here...the one that drew your BADASS hearts. Theresa is kind, fun loving, and.. lets be honest...she's hott too!!! (good job David!) so Congrats Theresa for having a kick ass costume party and earning yourself a Superbestfriendawesome of the week spot!
-Turk
10/26/06
So... I was hungry so... I decided to order a pizza, papa johns..because it doesn't make me vomit after I eat a slice.... so anyways, I decided to order some Cheesy bread cause it kept advertisting it and... I couldn't say no.. right before I was about to buy it (this was online btw) it said it was 5.99!!!! for cheese on bread!?!? wtf?? I coulda SWORE it said 3.99 but.. I decided to get ripped off and order it anyways. Basically, if you've never order papa johns cheesy bread.. it's not like the rest of them... it came in a normal pizza box!!! I was like ...wow... that's a lot of bread...with cheese. So I kinda felt better about the 5.99...however this cheesy bread was so huge but only came with a little tomato sauce packet. I was like...wtf.. how can i enjoy some cheesy bread with like no tomato sauce...and then folks... it HIT me!!! why not have cheesy bread that is covered with tomato sauce??? so then you get best of BOTH worlds!!! and won't have to ever worry about running out of tomato sauce!!!
but then.... i realised a few moments afterwards.... that i just described a cheese pizza. = [
10/24/06

NEWS FLASH


i'm bringing sexah back! YEH!
10/21/06
Sup, who needs blogs??? when I can use the main page?
owned myspace owned!!!
anyways, since my myspace only lets me have 4 people on the list, i'm going to have a "Superbestfriendawesome of the week" person in the 4th friends list, because i can't let the other 3 go(sorry!)SO, without further ado, this weeks Superbestfriendawesome of the week goes to........ Leann!!!!
Lean is smart, sexy, and a silly goose!!! Congrats Leann!! You're always there for me to lean on!!! LOL, MAN I'M SO FUNNY.
-Turk
10/??/06
YUP, that's right folks. After a lot of consideration and inspiration from the one and only Tila Tequila I have decided to join her and go CELIBATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup, you heard right. It will be tough and tempting but I will stay strong and live a clean life!!!!!
PS-I WILL TRY TO GIVE YOU GUYS A MONTHLY UPDATE OF HOW IT'S GOING SO FAR CUZ I AM SURE THE FIRST FEW MONTHS ARE GOING TO BE SO HARD!!! LOL.....I KNOW I HAVE STRENGTH TO DO THIS BUT WITH YOUR HELP AND SUPPORTIVE WORDS....I KNOW I CAN TOTALLY ACHIEVE THIS! (i swear this isn't a direct copy and paste from tilas myspace)
-Turk
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports(not really), and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills...like playing video games? Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe, god i'm so funny! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh! HAHAHA I'm such a badass Turk...i mean turtle!!!! NINJA TURTLE THAT IS!!!!

My Interests

Turn ONs: Latinos, Redheads, brunettes
Turn OFFs: Blondes, tattoos, piercings, meaniepoos

I'd like to meet:

Turk, I heard he's pretty hot

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age, Panic! At the Disco, Deftones

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2

Heroes:

Turk

My Blog

Please be kind, Please... don't eat Turkey.. I mean rewind

For Turkey Day plz plz plz think of your local turks for all they have done. it's our least favorite day of the year...so pay a little respect by.... eating ham!! it tastes better anyways. Thanks ~Tu...
Posted by TURK on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST