Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!!

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About Me

lyrics to my life

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get off my ball.
I was just smoking a cigarette and thinking for once...
Now, I believe in concepts that are bigger than little old me. But there's nothing more useless than a man trying to help a soul. A starving man is concerned with bread. A tired man is concerned with sleep. And nobody can rightly call themselves a savior if they do not have a clear understanding of someone else's exact needs while they attempt to fulfill them. Perhaps these saviors do exist. But most of us should not pretend our biases do not exist. And therefore should not assert or dictate anything. Provide help on a basic level to everyone. That is irrefutably moral. Whereas saving souls can be quite the opposite. Your beliefs are all wonderful, but if you respect your own mind, respect another's. And provide the basic help and comforts for them to find their minds. Not yours. Love you.
I took a test that told me some bullshit.
Also, Amelie, you made my penis cry.
This album cover is "About Me"
I enjoy disproportionate whores who rub their asses together on beaches.
My mom and sister doing the dishes.
Here's my dad. He's really smart.
Here's a nice little social experiment:
The video below contains an interview with Jack Grisham in 1982
The next video contains an interview with Jack Grisham in I think 2003
Moral of the story, you don't have to start sucking as you get older. Some people don't change or cash in.
It's funny how the people who started punk rock actually stayed that way. Because it was them. If they were douchebags, they'd have started douchebag rock
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I DON'T THINK INDIE ROCK AND EMO REALLY SUCK. I KNOW IT. NOTHING TO SAY. HEARD IT ALL. SHUT UP. YOU SUCK. PERIOD. GO RECORD A SLIPPERY SHIT INSTEAD WITH YOUR MILLION DOLLAR RECORD BUDGET, IT'S JUST AS MEANINGLESS AND SAYS NOTHING TO ME. YOU ARE FAKE TURDS WITH NOTHING TO OFFER ANYONE EXCEPT A SOLID GOLD POLISHED TURD. KIDS, STOP EMULATING THESE SHITHEADS. THEY EXIST ON THE TONGUES OF MILLIONS BUT IN THE TRUE HEARTS OF NONE.

I like loud fast abrasive music that doesnt suck

I dislike stupid stupidity, and love smart stupidity. I hate smart smartness if it comes with a stupid ego.

I like to pet my new dog

I like to pet my new wife

I don't know much. But I know I love youuuuu

I'm the king of wishful thinking

I draw a shitload of stuff and smoke cigarettes all day

I am usually concocting a plan for something in my life when I'm not talking

I cant drink at bars or I come out of the bathroom with toilet paper all over me. By choice.

My biggest goal is to become an amazing tattoo artist.

I run a record label called Tic Tac Totally Records that specializes in the "fucking awesome music" genre.

I graduated from college with a BA/MA in art and currently do nothing with that degree! This is because I'm white.

I really like bad horrible B-movies and horror flics.

I like very tedious work that I get into a trance doing. Drawing, fucking, and all kinds of art are usually good for this. I like to get deep.

since I was a kid I have either been described as a genius or an insane person. All the way until today. I call it being myself.

I am a master money manipulator bordering on criminal. I have my record label to thank for that acquired skill.

I fuck everything up people want me to do. All the time. I can only handle what I want to do. you go be you.

I believe in listening to reason and admitting if you're stupid on something. It's the only way to learn or grow. I hate when people can't admit they are wrong.

I have a problem with women. They make me want a divorce!!

I play bass, guitar, drums, write, record and I write funny raps and record it all in a secret vault called my computer that nobody will ever hear. They are really dumb so dont worry

I wish I had a bigger place so I could have:

one drawing room,

one recording room,

a butcher shop that carries only breakfast meats

a porn library specializing in latin women and tattooed women. I said women, not sluts. You have to be PC with your female objectification these days.

one room for all my records,

and one room for just chillin the fuck out pettin dogs and wives.

Best quote (for the many reasons in bold):
"this is probably one of the biggest and best fish tanks in the whole state of Louisiana" -Master P

My Interests

WOODEN MIRROR -------YOUR PERSPECTIVE CAN MEAN NOTHING TO THE LOOKING GLASS, AND IT SHOULDN'T. BECAUSE ITS REFLECTIONS WILL ALWAYS SHOW YOU RIGHT WHERE THE DULLED WOODS WENT WRONG. AND THE IMPOTENT MASS WILL HATE IT'S CLEAR REFLECTIONS, BUT THE MIRROR CAN ONLY LAUGH AND MOVE ON WHILE THE THICK, BLANK WOOD CURSES IT. IT'S GOOD TO BE NOTHING ELSE BUT A SILENT MIRROR. TAKING CURSES LIGHTLY AND OUT OF CONTEXT. IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. SO DULL PLANKS WILL HAVE TO CHANGE TO SPEAK TO IT. A SILENT MIRROR, NOT MAKING ANY FUSS, BUT JUST SPILLING BACK LIGHT ONTO WOODEN EYES THAT ARE NOT THEMSELVES. AND THE WOODEN KNOTS CRY AND LAY DOWN ACROSS THE BED THEY ARE NOW MADE INTO. AND THEIR CURSES FLOAT IN HOLLOW CLOUDS THAT THEY DREAM AWAY INTO. IT IS A BED POST, A WOODEN PLANK, A FEW CARVED KNOBS. AND A SILENT MIRROR IS GIVING IT NIGHT TERRORS. AND ITS EMPTY FRAME BEGS ANYONE SLEEPING WITH IT TO DREAM INTO THOSE CURSES. HOW TO BECOME A MIRROR. BUT IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. SO IT CHANGES AND HIDES AGAIN. DESTROYING THE OLD. SPLINTERING ITS SHAPE ON A CURSE AND A DREAM. ALONG WEATHERED LINES THAT IT KNOWS WELL. THAT IT BELIEVES IN. NOW IT SEES ALL SEMBLANCE OF ITSELF LIT BY A DISTANT LIGHT. BUT THE SECOND IT LOOKS AWAY, THE MIRROR REFLECTS IT. BACKWARD, INSIDE. BUT IF IT EVER STOPPED DREAMING OF ESCAPE FROM ITSELF, THEN IT WOULD BE ITSELF. SEE WHAT A MIRROR SEES. LIVE INSIDE A MIRROR. A MIRROR DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. AND IT SHOWS YOU. BUT A MIRROR IS FINE. AND SO IS A WOODEN BASE. WITH SHATTERED AND SPILLED SHARDS. IF IT UNDERSTANDS HOW TO DREAM CORRECTLY. IF IT CAN REFLECT QUIETLY. AND DIVE INTO ITSELF. LOST FROM THE WOODEN BEDS AND OTHER MIS-SHAPED RUINS. WITHOUT NAME AND WITHOUT WORDS. A MIRROR IS FINE.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Kore Flatmo, because of this:

That's just great art.
And this guy, I would love to just see a dude that looks like this. That's all mothafucka!

Copy this code! Paste it in your butt! Spread that special TTT STD around!! Mmmmmm. Seriously, paste it somewhere!

Music:

Usually loud and mildly abrasive. But that's all relative.

Movies:

This profile is lame.

Television:

I wanna take one apart to see how it works. We'll see if life imitates art.

Books:

Doo-rags. Want to read some physics for some reason.

Heroes:

People who walk the fine-line between their personal beliefs and those of the rest of the world and manage them in a good balance. People who aren't afraid to move forward, but are very afraid of inconveniencing others with their move. And who know how to balance that peacefully and effectively.

My Blog

WEDDING RING

Hey everybody! I have an interesting tale...all true, and definitely gross. Well, today I had me some stuffed peppers for lunch right. I drove back to work and smoked my usual couple smoke...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

UGLY BITCHES

Heres my list of top 10 things that make women suck. Girls, if you do this shit, please stop sucking. 10. A lower back tattoo if thats your ONLY tattoo. Dude, its lame. Too safe and trendy. Unless it...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

Monsters and Drugs

I was thinking about how people act like different types of classic monsters when they are funked up krunk style. so i tried to compare some. please add to the list if ya got some to share. I think a...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:10:00 PST

Motorcycle Dead Guy

You guys are all going to think I am such a liar because of these two stories in one day. Not only that, but this one is SERIOUSLY impossible to beleive, but it's so funny....and most importantly it's...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

random things archive

Hey, I think it'd be cool if people made a movie with characters as symbols and environments as symbols as well, where they represent a person's struggle to train their conscious thoughts to be aware ...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

Ronald McDonald

Why is this clown seriously the only clown kids generally aren't afraid of? And furthermore, why doesn't a huge fucking corporation with all kinds of staff like that realize what a stupid parlou...
Posted by Rat Soup Eatin MOTHAFUCKAAA!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST