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Patrick Bateman

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

My Interests

Health & fitness, The New York Times, fashions by Versace, Ralph Lauren, Valentino, Soprani & more (I believe in always looking your best), finances, investments, wall street, 20-something blonds and my son, PB Jr.

Music:

Main-stream pop/pop-rock. My favorites include the Talking Heads, Huey Lewis & The News, Phil Collins & Whitney Houston. I've been trying to get into this new genre called "rap."

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre , Psycho and most romance and comedy films.

Books:

All works by Bret Easton Ellis, he is an amazing writer.

Heroes:

Trump

My Blog

The Deal

The two great motivators are greed and hate. Everybody wants more. Everybody hates someone. And why do you hate them? More likely than not, it's because they are in your way, or have something you wa...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

Artwork

My son's gift to me.Virtually yours,Patrick Bateman...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

Best Accessory

My son P.B. Jr. was wise enough early in his life to dispense with any aspect of his physicality or character that I would find even the slightest bit objectionable. He looks as if he were sculpted ou...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Jean Again

HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGET, I am reminded as I scan Jean's latest request for temporary alimony. Dear Jean, sweet Jean. Jean who knows all, who understands me better than anyone else. Jean, who only wa...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:36:00 PST

Take Off

My problem came from being a young man with a lot of money in Manhattan. As a direct result of my position and perceived good fortune, the word NO did not apply to me. Can I have this suit, this phone...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:32:00 PST