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About Me

i tend to be inspired by women and great books but tend to hold on to books because they're easier to move.

My Interests

i'm a sucker for a nice bouteille

I'd like to meet:

women who've given up on love through years of dating-erosion.

Music:

Pergolesi, Donizetti, Outkast, and Hank Williams (exclamation mark)

Movies:

Color of Paradise--when i have the patience; True Romance--when i have beer; You Can Count on Me--anytime

Television:

i love it when i ask someone if they've seen a certain sitcom or television drama and they respond (all too quickly and proudly) that they don't own a tv. as if by not owning a tv, they're automatically intellectually superior and more cultured. i bet nobody in germany says that. they have nasty tv commercials after 10pm there.

Books:

"I went out there in search of experience. to taste and to touch. and to feel as much as a man can before he repents." ---Johnny Cash

Heroes:

i would say hemingway if it weren't for that whole suicide thing. i would say gandhi if it weren't for that whole martyrdom thing. all that's left is people who can speak french and bike messengers..

My Blog

starter white girl

"this is mozart"those were my first words to her. but it wasn't mozart; it was j.s. bach. months later, after my stocks had doubled, i took her to berlin in the hot summer months that were nearly as ...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

nurture Nature

the setting: sitting in an Online Cafe. the peripheral chatter of another customer on her cell and an old man surfing gay porn mix with a crooning Patsy Cline to form the ambience. our Hero is RUSHED...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:49:00 PST

a battle of prerequisites

i'd seen enough of it to know it was true. scratch. i'd seen enough of it to know how to articulate it was true. but i couldn't share it with any of the women folk. it was one ...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Phenomenal Indin

Pretty Indins wonder where my secret liesI'm not astute or built to suit a fashion model's eyesBut when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The warm, s...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

friendster comments

Clifford Posted 8/6/2003Okay ladies, have you ever fallen in lovewith a gay guy and got so wound up causehe wouldn't rip your panties off and makesweet love to you? Well, that's exactly whathappened...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

"how i made my millions"

i blew my last remaining dollars on a Vegas stripper named, "Destiny". it was the perfect end to a perfectly disgusting weekend.i got nothing against titty bars but there's something obtusely offensi...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

I LIKE TO LICK ALLNIGHT

"I am looking for someone who thinks they can have as much sex as i. I am told i can go for hours and my tongue never gets tired. so if you think you can handle me licking your pussy....allnightlicker...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

i syssiphus

my damn laptop broke. hardrive's all fucked. i lost everything. including the novel i'd been editing.this is the second time this has happened. i was editing my other (first) n...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

being rational being (part I)

It started the night before, as all great things do. Cold and bleery, we walked through the post-thanksgiving day throngs which, ironically, are only unmanageable if you live on the lesser populated E...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

still in hand

Given the deprecatory nature of our relationship, I wasn't surprised to be taking the trip to Liguria alone. It was meant to be a cooling relaxation, a reprieve from the drinking and partying. I'd bee...
Posted by Fuckerpants on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST