A trucker was carrying a load of bowling balls down the highway when to his horror, the tailgate unfastened and hundreds of them went rolling across the road. he brought the big truck to a stop as fast as he could and ran back to the scene of the accident--only to see, to his astonishment, dozens of Poles already busy smashing the bowling balls with axes and sledgehammers and any other blunt instruments on hand.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
"You gotta get these nigger eggs before they hatch," they explained. ok first my name is thomas kane i go to north i hate people who try to be somthing there not like i did for a long time ill tell yall now i aint no skater or bmxer like i tryed to make people think im just me a redneck boy as of 7/14/07 i have the best girlfriend ever she is cool beautiful funny smart her name is samantha. I drive a 1991 honda civc DX just a little 4 banger but i is fun to drive. my dream car is a 1967 dodge chager with the 440 HEMI straight black with gold race strips all black lether inside i like country and souther rock music i like to hang out with all my friends up on main street every saterday night with all the car clubs im not really in one yet cus we aint got the right ones up there yet we need a truck club some of the coolest friends i have are #1 samantha (girlfriend) #2 drew(muscle head)#3 josh (just josh) #4 schuyler (he is just one of a kind stright oddball) i love football i play in a band called shift tread if u have anything u want to know about me comment or what notthis thing
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? root beer
Birthplace: springfield
Color ? green
Food ? stake
Item of clothing ? my hats
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? my eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? that they are nice funny cute and all out cool
Phrase ? omg look at that truck
Song ? joker
Musical Artist/Band ? lynard skynard
Sport ? football
Movie ? cars
TV Show ? pinks
Radio Station ? k99.1 or kiss country 101.7
Type of Chocolate ? candy
Eye Color ? idk
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? two dogs ans aome fish
Have any piercings ? 1 my ear
Have any tatoos ? no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Gone skinny dipping ? no
Been to Europe ? yes
Been to an island ? no
Had stitches ? yes more times than i can count
Broken any bones ? ya
Been stabbed/shot ? ya
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes who hasent
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no
Turned down a dare ? yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? willie
Is the prettiest ? samanth my girlfriend
Is the most handsom ? none
Is the loudest ? hanna
Is the craziest ? schuyler mollett
Is the most shy ? mikey
Is the most loving ? samanth my girlfriend
Is the most understanding ? samanth my girlfriend
Is the most boring ? jeff
Is the richest ? schuyler mollett
Is the most athletic ? schuyler mollett
Is the most cocky ? schuyler mollett
Is the most wordly/cultured ? idk
Do you look up to the most ? samanth my girlfriend
Do you tell everything to ? samanth my girlfriend
Has the best clothes ? samanth my girlfriend
Has the best house ? schuyler mollett
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? no
Lie to your parents ? yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? no
Run from the police ? n/c
Bungee jump ? no
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? hell no
Be an exotic dancer ? no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? no
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? no
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? fag
Bologna ? and cheese
Hott ? samantha
Orange ? juice
Real world ? gay
Jack ? my uncle
Cucumber ? eww
Hip-Hop ? gay
Uniform ? m.c.j.r.o.t.c.
UniCORN ! ? fags
Rainbow ? fags
Clown ? bad
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