Kitty cats, reading, writing, beer, playing video games, walking, skipping school, shopping, traveling, jumping on trampolines (preferably while drunk), camping, stormy nights, smarties (the candy), pirates, and lumberjacks.
George Carlin and Shavo Odadjian.
Wedding Crashers, El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan's Labyrinth), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Donnie Darko, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The 'Burbs, Edward Scissorhands, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Rose Red, Dazed and Confused, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Baseketball, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, See No Evil, Silent Hill, Half Baked, Alice in Wonderland, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Old School, Rules of Attraction, Gangs of New York, Goodfellas, among others.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, UFC, That 70's Show, Mythbusters, Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Friends, Growing Pains, and sometimes South Park.
White Oleander, The Bluest Eye, Quicksand and Passing, The Little Prince, The Ballad of the Sad Cafe', Sophocles I (Oedipus the King, Oedipus at Colonus, & Antigone), The Medea, Their Eyes Were Watching God, etc.
Larry David, Captain Planet, and George Carlin.