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Vanity Kills

The Original Vanity Kills.Cheap Imitations Break !

About Me

Truest quote said about Vanity Kills ever"Vanity might make out with someone if they're a tall skinny guy with long black hair and she's drunk enough. However to gain the key to her heart and most importantly the access to her vagina, you must be down with all that Cold Meat Industry shit. You know, stuff that regular people wouldn't voluntarily put themselves through"**************************************************** *******
I press my bleeding hand against your breast
I draw a living rune across your chest
Behold the rise of symbols of our past
Across your breast are symbols that will last
Divergence is an object of our sign
Convergence is reversed but still aligned
Life shall be protected from decline
By symbols of a godforsaken Time
Exposed with swords we plant a growing seed
A seed that grows to be a living tree
This tree shall stretch its branches to the sky
And we shall rise and cast the heavens down
Ambiguity of truth within the sign
With naked feet we trample those who lie
We stride across the plains that soak the dead
Hand in hand with symbols carved in flesh
-Mz. 412 - Algiz / Konvergence of Life And Death

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Photo by Christopher Mealie
I also have a profile on VampireFreaks right here . This is my only profile, so please alert me if you see anyone else using my photos[again...Grrr!!!!!].
I write a love and dating advice column called Lethal Love for the Lip Service blog. Click the graphic to read my thoughts on everything from creepy stalking exes to robot sex.

My Interests

O.o time to repeat myself :)Finer things in life-such as zombies,clubbing[read:drinking],hookers& coke[a pre-requisite to life],trying to live my life like I was in a cock rock band, modeling, tiki bars & tiki drinks[Tikis in general] noise in many forms, fashion[from gother than thou to a more refined Tank Girl],Weird NJ trips, drinking boys under the table,elevating my height, putting ridiculous things in my hair!Oh yes..how I love ..putting ridiculous things in my hair!

I'd like to meet:

Let's face it. This is a bait for young and impressionable women. Ohhh yeah!
***YOUR STUPID BAND WILL NOT GET ADDED***
KEEP YOUR SWINGER LIFESTYLE AND YOUR LAME BAND TO YOURSELF. I'M INTERESTED IN NEITHER.

Music:

I like death industrial, dark ambient, noise(rhythmic and non rhythmic alike), power electronics, martial industrial, darkwave, Goth, deathrock, IDM, glitch, neo classical and yes, synthpop. I listen to cock rock and rap when I'm drunk.Not a day goes by that I don't listen to Raison d'etre and Gridlock.My Top 4 all time favorite acts have to be 1- Raison d'etre 2-Gridlock 3-In Slaughter Natives 4-yelworC33 to Ant Zen and Cold Meat Industry

Movies:

I'm so predicatble because you assumed that I would say Hellraiser..and I did Well, I like Hellraiser 1-4, OFFICE SPACE!!!!!!!![sooo true to life],Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas,A Christmas Story,Pi,Pirates of the Caribbean, Clerks/Jay & Silent Bob[look how intellectual I am], assorted Jenna Jameson movies, Party Monster,Supertroopers and too many goddamn B-Movies to list.

Television:

Married..with Children reruns and trashy talkshows complete me. I AM ALSO A TOTAL JUNKIE WHEN IT COMES TO 24. I NEED MY WEEKLY *HOUR OF BAUER*

Books:

S.Lem is my favorite author because you can't beat "Solaris".Mental Note:Kill George Clooney.I'm also a William Gibson,Bruce Sterling and Chuck Palahniuk fan.[and now for the girly crap]I adore Kevyn Aucoin's makeup books!I used to read a whole lot of Poppy Z.Brite when I was younger ,but I haven't gotten my hands on any of her books in years now.

My Blog

DJ Diva Weekend @ QXT’s: June 7th 2008. I will return to spin power noise & Terror EBM ;)

What happened to the Current Music feature on the blog? Hmmmmmm? How are my stalkers supposed to know what fabulous music I am entertaining myself with at the moment? Stalkers don't fret! I guess you'...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:06:00 PST

Lethal Love for Lip Service by Vanity Kills

The people at Lip Service asked me to write a dating advice column for the Lip Service blog. Naturally, I obliged. This works out perfectly because it has always been one of my dreams to do Sex and th...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:00:00 PST

The Vanity Kills Guide to Dating Noise Boys

[If you want to circulate my work around the Internet, please give me some fucking credit. K.Thx.Bye]The Vanity Kills Guide to Dating Noise Boys By :Vanity KillsAre you tired of men that? Posses...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST

Vanity Kills is a Model Feature in Issue 7 of Alt Fashion magazine

Aside from my latest Peacock Angel makeup tutorial, I also have a model feature on page 45 of the latest issue of Alt Fashion magazine.Just like the scanned version of my makeup tutorial, it looks ver...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:27:00 PST

*Peacock Angel* Makeup Tutorial printed in Alt Fashion magazine Issue 7

I have yet another makeup tutorial in Alt Fashion magazine. This one was inspired by the beauty and decadence of peacocks. It can be found on pages 24 and 25 of Issue 7 of Alt Fashion.It looks very pr...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:02:00 PST

I shall be DJ-ing at the QXT’s Halloween Costume Party on 10-27-07. Your presence is mandatory

I bring your power noise and Terror EBM to the yard. And they like it better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.Hopefully, everything will go smoothly as far as purchasing the uber hot ...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:07:00 PST

My makeup tutorial feature in Alt Fashion magazine Issue 6

I got my copy of Alt Fashion  6 in the mail today. As you probably guessed it is an UK based magazine that focuses on alternative fashion. I have a 3 page article on pages 32, 33 and 34. It is a...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST

APEX Fest II: NYC 10/05/07 and 10/06/07. Ill be DJing on Friday, October 6th 07.

On Friday October 5th, I will be spinning dark ambient between the bands, alongside DJ Kali. Musically speaking dark ambient is the love of my life, so I am excited to focus primarily on this genre of...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Ithaca is Undead

Hey Upstate New York people,On Friday July 27th, come out to the "Ithaca is Undead" party to say goodbye to DJ Wilhelm K, who for the past 3 years brought Nokturna to Ithaca, NY. If it wasn't for Wilh...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

I'll be DJ-ing at the C/A/T show on 7/7/07 @ QXTs.

Hey kids,QXTsI'm gonna do a mostly power noise set with some Terror EBM stuff thrown in here and there.Hope to see everyone there.Vanity Kills...
Posted by Vanity Kills on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:10:00 PST