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jailbaitmonger

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About Me

I step on bugs, and like it. I jam to the tune of 30,000 pies while wondering about the complexities of jelly. I'm a cold, distant person who can never own another house plant. The court told me so.

My Interests

Not being kicked in the scrotum.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who enjoys a good spork fight.

Music:

The kind with notes is the best kind in the world.

Movies:

Yes please.

Television:

Ok.

Books:

Yeah, those too.

My Blog

Jazz Schmazz

Wow. One thing I hear a lot is, people say, "Jailbaitmonger, what's this with you and Jazz? What's the beef with you and Jazz music?" I say, "Well, I really hate Jazz." They say, "What do you hate...
Posted by jailbaitmonger on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

This is necessary.

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your cloth...
Posted by jailbaitmonger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes...
Posted by jailbaitmonger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST