I like to party.... a lot. I like having lots of people watch me drop my pants or show my genitals. I like to comsume enough alcohol to transform into someone else. I like to fall down or be pulled down. I like to pee on the side of the house. I like to play board games. I like to dance. I like to use the word "situation". I like to try to start fires with wet paper. I like hummus. i like to fall down the stairs repeatedly, but only with friends. I wanna be the nicest guy on earth.
