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kendra

where is the penises? why aint there no penises?!

About Me


im happy.
im walking on sunshine.
im silly.
im fantastic.
i take chances.
i love my life. its perfect.

someone buy me this little guy.

i ate your ancestors.

hate all you want. without me youre nothing at all

My Interests

hello kitty. phone jinglies. fashion lady. changing my hair every two months or so.spa days. mustahces. beards. vikings. being more asian than you.point system. being home in california.being part of the ultra family!foregone conclusion.super chickens.dub i dub.

I'd like to meet:

a boy that is as ambitious as I am. a boy that is positive and has goals.and a boy that can pass the madeline ashton test.

Music:

the star wars song.

Movies:

anything but juwanna man

Television:

gauntlet 2. antm. flavor of love. my own.

Books:


.all of charlotte and emily bronte books
.all brett easton ellis books
.Eating the Cheshire Cat by helen e. ellis
.one flew over the cuckoos nest by ken kesey
.all of the books written by chuck palahniuk
.jane austen books
.all of the books by irvine welsh and tom perrotta
.sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs by chuck klosterman
.siddhartha by herman hesse.

Heroes:

SURGE

My Blog

smashbox contest

http://www.smashingtechnology.com/modeling/profile.asp?Smash Box_ProfileID=1267730please go there and vote for me.copy the code. click vote. i think it would be fun to win something like this. such an ...
Posted by girl derek on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:50:00 PST

my mind....

i want to know your plans. and how involved in them i am. when i go to sleep for good will i be forgiven? if you want roses. you can go buy a bouquet. if that just wont cut it. well what can i say? y...
Posted by girl derek on Wed, 10 May 2006 05:49:00 PST

why im xTUFFERx than you.

ive taken notice that since ive moved to new york. ive become xtuffx. and im tuffer than you. and i'll tell you why. 1.i was homeless once: 2. im in a death metal acoustic band called blac...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

snow snow snow

so im pretty into this bulletin that im posting. basically there was this snow storm thing in new york this past weekend. i was in long island with my wonderful friends while the storm hit. we got abo...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

timmy and trey's visit to NYU...

ok so timmy wildgoose (tee to the motherfuckin e) and trey (travelcore) came to visit me on october 13th..which was last wednesday!! they got in at like 7:30 am...i was butt ass tired and i looked lik...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so this is what my heart looks like..<3

three sleepless nights. this isnt how its supposed to be. but you are so good at taking your time to get back to me. i will wait for you forever. if you would just ask me. i thought that i could chang...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bruised tailbones and shrimp fritters

ok so heres what happened yesterday. oh boy it wa a weird day. i woke up pretty as i usually do on the weekeends.but i woke to the loudest noises ever. tell me this was the most intense thunderstorm i...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

feel like throwing up? then read...

ok well im sure 99% of you arent ready to hear the sickest 3 stories ever...but i had to hear them so i feel like sharing the fact that i threw up like 4 times in my mouth...ok here we go: 1. ok so...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so i almost got arrested...already..

alright so heres what happened to me a couple nights ago in new york. ive only been here for like a week and i was almost arrested..and no it wasnt beacuse of a protest! here we go: ok so all these k...
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

these are my confessions of a buffalo hair ribbon

so basically nobody reads blogs...or at least nobody reads my blogs...so i think i'll just write about nothing. i am lonely right now so someone needs to come wisk me away and take me on an adventure....
Posted by girl derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST