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my name is derek.

that crazy bitch had hell in her eyes and a smile on her lips.

About Me

i'm scared of spiders and snakes. i think that mexican hot chocolate is the most amazing thing ever. i throw one hell of a dinner party. latin music makes me feel at home. ouzo may very well cure all of life's ailments.

i will change your life.
i'll make it better.

My Interests

love. friends. sassing. laughing. crying. cigarettes. scotch. cooking. snow. booty shorts. clarity. honesty. adults. music. elocution. butts.

I'd like to meet:



already met him:

Music:

willie nelson, louis prima, jill scott, aerosmith, cat martino, anna nalick, janis joplin, journey, diana krall, buena vista social club, yolanda del rio, ella fitzgerald, jonny lang, b.b. king, muddy waters, beth hart, frank sinatra, dean martin, lhasa de sela, the knife, ben harper, old michael jackson, nickel creek, blind boys of alabama, dolly parton, ELVIS, portishead, cat power, madonna, alison krauss & union station, bjork, jonny cash, loretta lynn, janet jackson, pink martini, anything salsa, norah jones, jack johnson, etta james, ray charles, doris day, james taylor, nin, no doubt, patsy cline, rachmaninov, carl orff, susie suh, the list goes on and on...

Movies:

the color purple is my all time favorite movie! both of the high school musical movies are a close second. sin city, y tu mama tambien, cat on a hot tin roof, the dreamers, the devil wears prada, the great outdoors, little shop of horrors, peggy sue got married, lord of the rings, anything disney, virgin suicides, the motorcycle diaries, don't tell mom the babysitters dead, requiem for a dream, v for vendetta, doom generation, amores perros, the emperor's new groove, old school, the birdcage, the stoned age, harry potter, breakfast at tiffanys, la mala educacion

Television:

LOST.

Books:

me write book: it bigfoot memoir by: Graham Roumieu (best book ever.)

Heroes:

my grandmother

My Blog

a quick glimpse into a perfect life...

the last two days have been the best!swimming in the rondout. rope swings. jumping out of a tree 18 feet above the water. someone getting sick, needing a log to hold onto while going back across the c...
Posted by my name is derek. on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

"the faggot thats going to kick your remaining teeth in."

-or-why i will never take greyhound again.because i am an asshole and i can't ever adhere to a plan, i decide on my trip to florida that i am going to let my friend that i drove down with head on to t...
Posted by my name is derek. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST

a little jem courtesy of susie suh

Someday I will ask you if I was a disapointmentI will ask you if you put your hard earned money into a bad investmentYou will tell me there are no garauntees but youGot solutions for securityAnd I wil...
Posted by my name is derek. on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST