I know a thing or two about performing my boy! I know a thing or two about performing I can tell ya. Ooooo long time ago now I was in a beautiful love story, all set on the stage, I was all dressed up like a dazzling young lady. And I worked extensively with a Japanese gent who used to bind his head up with a cloth, but with body movements alone he could still reduce an audience to weeping.Aww a remarkable actor, a remarkable love story about a man dressed up as a lady and another geezer with all fabric on his head. Waahhey how the audience would laugh and waahhey how the audience would cry. And Waaahhhhheyy how the audience would think "I seen summink there. I seen summink good there. Coz I came here last week, and it shit last week. Aww it was useless last week. Just an old lady with big, fleshy purelent, swollen arms smacking a woodpecker about the stage with an oar. What the hell was that all about? But this week? The geezer with a cloth on his head? Ooh he was remarkable. That was a tour de force that show."I tell ya, we'd get thriteen encores every night. Aww and on the last encore, I'd drag him out centre stage, I'd put him in front of the audience and I'd tear off that cloth to reveal...the hideous, deformed face of an otter. Oooh his head was revolting, it was like broken butcher's meat. It was like a Nik-Nak left out in the rain, oh made me want to be sick on me own penis.But I love that boy. I love that boy - don't get me wrong! Ooh I love what he can do with his acting style even when he camoulaged his own features. Oooh why did I have to cut him off in his prime?! Why did I have to leave him alone in that black ditch?But it don't matter - it's all by-the-by coz I got my box...
From the UK but am interested in meeting people from all around the world. I got friends in Japan, USA and Sweden and they're all cool, so I like talking with people from all over
I'm usually hanging around UK rock clubs like Wildside, Rock City, Rios etc.
I work on the Wildside Website with my mate, DJevAl. Go check it out if you love sleaze or glam music, there's load of cool stuff there! Check out my blog for details of some of the new wave sleaze/glam legends I've interviewed!
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