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What the hell

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

About Me

I overdo everything. I overthink everything. I can't ever get enough.

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

The obsessed. The absurd. The makers of merry. A young Paul Newman.

Music:

Radiohead, Flaming Lips, Nina Simone, Aimee Mann, The Cure, Stellastarr, Arcade Fire, Miss Peggy Lee, Chet Baker, Johnny Cash, NIN, David Bowie, Thelonious Monk, Tom Waits, Gorillaz, Snoop, Morrissey, Coldplay, The Doors, Polyphonic Spree, GNR, Bjork.

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, Pulp Fiction, Logjammin', LA Story, Brokeback Mountain, The Jerk, Boogie Nights, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Big Lebowski, Amelie, Philadelphia Story, Hustle and Flow, Lost in Translation, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Kids, Donnie Darko, Godfathers I and II, Empire Strikes Back, Waiting for Guffman, Ghost World, Bad Santa, Hud, Grey Gardens, Vacation, Royal Tenenbaums, Down with Love, Trainspotting, Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Television:

The Office (David Brent AND Michael Scott), Top Chef, 30 Rock, My Super Sweet 16, Survivor, Sit and Be Fit, My Name is Earl, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Clean House, Neat and Oprah, of course.

Books:

Shadow of the Wind, Love in the Time of Cholera, History of Love, Carter Beats the Devil, Random Family, Women, Post Office, Anna Karenina, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lamb, Angle of Repose, Lolita, Naked, Time Traveler's Wife, Devil in White City, Revolutionary Road, The Known World, Hummingbird's Daughter, The Pleasure of My Company.

Heroes:

I'm a proud member of the Colbert Nation.

My Blog

Week 2

Just what everybody in the world wants - more self-indulgent pictures of my giant, bloated face. I got unwired on Monday, but I still can't open my mouth. Today I feasted on three bites of pinto beans...
Posted by What the hell on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

Before and After

Wednesday I had my jaw reset - it's something I've known I've had to do since I was 14. They broke my bottom jaw in two places and moved it forward. While they were in there, the surgeon shaved off th...
Posted by What the hell on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:28:00 PST

The Lizard King

As far as I know, it's never actually been proven that Jim whipped it out at this concert. The always creepy organ grinder Ray Manzarek once said that if Jim had indeed presented it, you would have he...
Posted by What the hell on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

My Floating Head

Work completely blew in every possible way this week. One of the things I was looking forward to was a little free retouching of my floating head, compliments of a client who was going to use my new p...
Posted by What the hell on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST

Hooray!

Saturday night, while driving the long and winding roads through the Presidio, my little car flipped to 100,000 miles. I've been keeping a camera in my car for weeks, waiting to capture the moment for...
Posted by What the hell on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:39:00 PST

In case of emergency

They say that today, January 22, is the most depressing day of the year. This is based on weather, time passed since the holidays, debt from said holidays, etc. I guess it remains to be seen whether t...
Posted by What the hell on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

My Christmas Wish List

I wonder if I could register for this at Sharper Image.http://www.monkeyrocker.com/function.html
Posted by What the hell on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

Maybe I don't understand how it all works...

Every Saturday morning, my sweetheart's work shows a new release in a theater in Corte Madera. This morning it was Barnyard. Maybe I don't understand how it all works, but why would a bull have an udd...
Posted by What the hell on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

I'll be Crockett if you be Tubbs

I LOVED Miami Vice when I was young. I very clearly remember the day the Time Magazine came in the mail with (gasp) Don Johnson and that other dude on the cover. I remember how cool the music was and ...
Posted by What the hell on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Forrest Gump and Amelie's European Vacation

I read the Da Vinci Code, just like you. On an airplane, just like you. I liked it, just like you. Then I promptly forgot it, just like you. I was excited for the movie, just like you.   I was ex...
Posted by What the hell on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST