Get Your Own! | View SlideshowWeee! I'm brutally honest. I have an adorable son named Tristan. I'm in an extremely happy and oh-SO-satisfying relationship with Ryan--the guy I've had a crush on for about eight years. I absolutely, positively adore him! It's funny because I put him on like, this pedestal, and he's turned out to be even better than I thought he'd be. Let me just tell ya: TIMING IS EVERYTHING! I'm educated. I love life. I am fucking hilarious. I love dancing. I'm a camera whore. I'm probably the most foul bitch you'll ever meet. My mind is always in the gutter. I'm both a nerd and a dork, all rolled up in one cool, cute little package. My favorite color is fuschia. I take my sodas with no ice. I usually wear a padded bra. I've never been drunk, and I've never smoked. I've never done drugs. I have no cavities. I like to look like a slut at family parties (Hey, I'm only 26 (ouch!) once). I HATE the beach. I hate getting sand in my toes and in my crack. I think I may be lactose intolerant. I buy only things on sale. I am not high maintenance. I love to argue. I can't live without a tabo. I love my family. I can't stand the idea of pantyhose and open-toed sandals. Equally disturbing to me is denim on denim. I danced polynesian for six years and am just starting to pick it back up. I can't stand stupidity or lack of common sense. I'm not into name brands. I love bright colors. I can't stand bad grammar and poor spelling. I have a sick obsession with things that smell funky. On another gross note, I like picking noses. I love the feeling of a good, hard booger underneath my nail, and I love the satisfaction I get when I pull the little sucker out. I love musicals. I sing my butt off in the shower and while I drive. I love my parents. I literally can't live without them. I love cheese. I enjoy putting makeup on my six- and four-year old nieces. I'm quick-witted. I watch movies with the captions on because I don't want to miss a word of dialog. I need to lose weight. I hate cats. I can't stand the sound of someone rubbing a balloon. It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I have an excellent memory. I want to be famous. I cuss like a fucking sailor. I think old people should stop driving. I absolutely love to read. I've never shaved my legs. I wash my dog's butt after he poos. I am not athletic. I could, however, compete in a shopping marathon. I LOVE Target and Walmart--if only the ones around here had built-in grocery stores. I love lechon. I will not eat tofu or liver--unless, of course, the liver is in lechon sauce. I love my cousin Bonene. My teeth are too big. My dentist says he can land a helicopter on them. I have a million hideous stretch marks all over my torso and thighs. I have long toes with nails that are painted the perfect red. I have freckles. I can't stand people who think they're better than me because let's just face it--I'm pretty fricking awesome. Haha! I enjoy combining words and names together like Cruzamante (Cruz Bustamante), Legolines (Legolas' lines in the Lord of the Rings--I've memorized most of them),Tommiano (Tom Ammiano), Clayken (Clay Aiken), and Clairapy (Has to do with my eldest sister and her ability to be therapeutic and give great advice). I derive pleasure from pretending I'm famous and telling my family that Chad Michael Murray and Orlando Bloom fight over me. I have a vivid imagination and more ambition than I know what to do with and am my parents' pride and joy (just don't tell my siblings). I'm a very dreamy girl... Although I've chosen to mature quickly and take on a lot of responsibilities, I'm still a very young girl at heart.
My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test :
Modern, Cool Nerd
(75% Nerd, 52% Geek, 30% Dork)
For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!Congratulations!Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test
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