about me |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:adrianaBirthday:december 9thBirthplace:Santa RosaCurrent Location:Middletown :/Eye Color:brownHair Color:naturally blackHeight:5'5"ishRight Handed or Left Hande... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:57:00 PST |
one of these days |
One of these daysyou'll look back to see...that I was always therebut you were never there for me.
One of these daysyour heart will start to ache...then you'll realizethere was a risk you neede... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST |
i died a death |
I DIED A DEATH
I died a death but stayed aliveIn phantom's likeness I surviveAlive, yet dead, I walk aloneIn rooms with walls as cold as stone
I lived a life and dreamed a dreamAnd loved ... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST |
blonde jokes haha they're funny! |
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the brid... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:23:00 PST |
what is sex? |
SEX!!
"What is this thing called sex, Dad?"Quizzed, my curious ten year old lad.Soft music stopped, party-chatter froze,Menon jolted from his drunken doze,
The pudding hit Mrs.Thomas's chin,My bos... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:28:00 PST |
i wish i was a donut |
I Wish I Was A Donut
I wish I was a donutAnd get eaten every dayTo stick on someone's fingersIn a most delightful way
I wish I was a donutSugar coated just for funFull and round for easy gripAnd a hol... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:19:00 PST |
rotten bastard |
You lousy rotten bastard,You hate-full hairy git,You've gone and done a job on me,And you don't give a shit!
You flirt with all my girlfriends,And then you fart in bed.Your manners are disgusting,I co... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:20:00 PST |
the fairer sex |
Men always say that we are strangetoo complex for a start.But one thing they don't understandIs we have made it into an art.
Our aim in life is to give them strifeand make their lives pure HELL.The on... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:16:00 PST |
teaser |
Hey! You!
Yeah, you with that"I've got nearly enough on my platebut I'd like a serving of youdressed in nothing more than massage oil"look in your eyes.
You know,I'd just love to kiss you.I've got thi... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:57:00 PST |
to my ex |
you used me for my body then you walked awayyou told me you were naughty and that you wanted to playyou tricked my heart you tricked my mindyou with my friend is what was left out to findyou stupid sk... Posted by Tweak [rainbow] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |