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Nikki Napalm

About Me

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Once my smile brought a dog back to life. My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good. I've been bringing the noise and the crunk since 1982. I enjoy long walks on the beach, picking flowers, bone collecting, and cuddling by the fire. I love rollerblading and flying kites. I can jump tall buildings in a single bound, I'm smarter than the average bear, and cuter than the everyday leper. In my spare time I hunt for yetis. Oh yeah i'm a vegetarian. Go Steelers!

My Interests

"nothing to see but a liver pickled in whiskey and the ashes of a million burnt out dreams."

I'd like to meet:


assholes, cunts, crackheads, hypocrites, liars, hustlers, 2 faced back stabbing bitches, married men that wanna fuck me, people who push their beliefs on you. yeah cause i need more fuckin drama in my life. go brush your teeth cause your breath smells like 7 different kinds of cock.
Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff playing chess.
Bettie Page
Gir

Music:

GUNTHER!!!! siouxsie and the banshees, concrete blonde, the cure, vnv nation, covenant, switchblade symphony, apoptygma berzerk, the kovenant, beborn beton, wolfsheim, rasputina, e craft, stromkern, the smiths, grendal, frontline assembly, combichrist, DRAGON FORCE!!!, duran duran, me singing in the shower to such classics like cruel cruel summer and raspberry beret, bad religion, death by stereo and pennywise. I'm sure there is more, you get the general idea.

Movies:

any and all bela lugosi movies, frankenhooker, chopping mall, blood diner, sleeping beauty, the burbs, shrek 2, haunted honeymoon, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, zoolander, office space, and of course bubba hotep. Shh...i secretly love the notebook and fried green tomatoes.

Television:

csi, my name is earl, and the family feud.

Books:

anything by poppy z. brite, i dont want to live this life, black like me, coloring outside the lines, the bell jar, good omens, haunted, and the biography of the real bettie page.