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Messy Jesse

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Life is an adventure and I'm glad to be here.

My Interests

I LOVE: Massage, taking things too far, insurance, discussions of the meaning of life, healthy food, foosball, beer, going to shows, my birthday, pizza (thus negating my earlier reference to healthy food...), making an ass of myself over and over again, stars, cribbage, kisses, kicking ass at badminton, dancing like an idiot, making up farfetched stories, gin & tonics with extra lime, homeopathic medicine, rare steak, yelling obscenities at people who don't expect it, having a clean house, quoting movies, finding money on the ground, KEXP, tossing the frisbee, bullshitting

I DO NOT LOVE: Traffic, paying bills, being indecisive and people who make no effort whatsoever to use proper grammar or spelling.
And last, but definitely not least, I love love love:

I'd like to meet:

People that make me laugh until I cry.
People who love cribbage.
Partners in crime (or people with bail money).
Boys with Scottish accents.

Music:

I HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR THE FOLLOWING BANDS:
At the Drive In
Avett Brothers
The Beatles
Beirut
Bjork
The Black Angels
The Breeders
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Eyes
Cake
Camera Obscura
The Cave Singers
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Crosby Stills Nash & Young
Cyndi Lauper
Deftones
Gomez
Grandaddy
Iceage Cobra
Incubus
Jimi Hendrix
Jose Gonzalez
The Junior Meat
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
Le Tigre
Lily Allen
Mastadon
McClusky
MGMT
Minus the Bear
Modest Mouse
The Murder City Devils
The National
Nirvana
Our Lady Peace
The Panderers
Pixies
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Queens of the Stone Age
The Rapture
Smoosh
Spoon
System of a Down
The Thermals
Tokyo Police Club
Snow Patrol
Soundgarden
Sublime
The Twilight Sad
Yeasayer

Honorable mentions:
SPAWN Soundtrack
Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack
No Alternative
Juno Soundtrack

Television:

Heroes. Lost. Simpsons. Invader Zim. Friends. Twin Peaks. Sex & the City.
Hours and hours of nonstop Food Network and Discovery Channel.

Books:

I tend to love most books that I read. I am always looking for recommendations, so please, share your favorite books with me!
Some books that I could read over and over again include: The Bell Jar, Naked, Metamophasis, the Harry Potter books,Prodigal Summer, Jurassic P ark, The DaVinci Code, The Bad Girls Guide to the Open Road, LOTR Trilogy, The Catcher in the Rye, Little Women, The Thornbirds, Coming of Age in Mississippi, The Diary of Anne Frank, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fight Club
Currently reading: The Stand (King) and it's so damn good. (okay, seriously, I quit reading The Stand again. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, but I can't concentrate on that damn book.) I just got really into the Golden Compass books. I have book ADD.

My Blog

How do you like them apples? Jerks. (I mean I love you?)

Dear Friends,There's a little show running this month that we'd like to call "Matt & Ben".It's about our favorite "Douchebag Faces", Matt Damon [see: Team America: World Police] and Ben Affleck [s...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST

Serious Pie

I walk by this place, Serious Pie, every morning from my bus stop to my office.  It's some overpriced pizza place with some famous chef for an owner.  But when I walk by Serious Pie in the m...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST

Here I be

I live in Seattle now.It's special.
Posted by Messy Jesse on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

Movin’ on up

So I'm finally moving away from Kitsap.  I knew it would happen, but now that it's about to happen, it doesn't seem real.I got a job, now I just need a place.  My patience has paid off and I...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

Food for thought...

I yoinked this from Mike(!!!!!!!).  It made me laugh.A little something to wrap your head around...In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their b...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

He looked up and a thin trickle of dirty water caught him right in the eye.

(This is a spam email that I really got at work on Saturday.  The title is real, too.  Some spam emails are so fucking weird.)T.H,E B-I_G O_N,E B*EFORE T*H.E SEPT_EMBER.R ALLY! H+E'R,E WE GO...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Indeed.

Things change.  People change.I change.These are good things.This kitchen is also a good thing, and I wish it was mine:...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:26:00 PST

Word

I've never been so fucking happy to see my apartment.Oh sweet bed, I am going to go lay in you as soon as my body stops tingling all over.I just got home from California.  I've been driving since...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

Natalie Portman never said she was a role model

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Posted by Messy Jesse on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Borat

I watched Borat again last night.The first time I watched it, I felt really iffy about it.  I wasn't sure if I liked it or not.It really shows the true nature of people, and proves to me, once ag...
Posted by Messy Jesse on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST