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dim lightning

About Me

I am the t-bird destroyer in Panik Attak...and I like going to carnivals to eat children. and i make a mean whiskey sour or manhattan, depending on who you ask. ask anyone.The 'scientologist' bit is only there to deter zealots, plus they don't have an "insert religion of your own creation" (nyuk) option here...sometimes i come damn close to breaking 80.

My Interests

some. including "resolving disputes amicably with or without the application of any sort of physical or psychological encouragement by or from any of the parties involved in forestated disputes", rock and roll, and the other three r's (you know who you are); and the truth. not the band.peace and quiet (ha ha).and living in stockholm.

I'd like to meet:

everyone appropriate at the appropriate time and in the appropriate place.and anyone who'll sponsor me into sweden. serious.

Music:

zeke, youth brigade, x, wednesday o. williams and the plasmatic heroes, vibrators, u.k.subs, turbonegro/t.rex, sweet, replacements/ramones(duh), quattro and his goat horns, pani...er, personality crisis, ozzy, new model army, mc5, l.a.m.f.,king diamond? (insert hysterical laughter here), iggy and the stooges, hellacopters, gbh, the flaming sideburns, electric frankenstein, d.o.a./dead boys, the clash, birthday party, afi(kidding!)...alice cooper...

Movies:

the excorcist, the creature from the black lagoon, the man who fell to earth, the sting, the greatest show on earth, the battleship potemkin, the witches of eastwick, the story of o., the last of the mohicans, the odd couple, the cabinet of dr. caligiari, the deep, the breakfast club, the people under the stairs, the ten commandments, the longest yard, the west side story, the bourne identity, the serpent and the rainbow, the poseidon adventure, the lost boys, the great train robbery, the bride of frankenstein, the life of brian, the man from la mancha, the elephant man, the right stuff, the diary of anne frank, the guns of navarone, the party, the pink panther strikes again, the name of the rose, the bridge over the river kwai, the bad lieutenant, the hand that rocks the cradle, the abyss....pretty much anything beginning with 'the'...and breakfast at tiffany's, if chucky was in it, and spared (only) young ms. golightly...

Television:

wkrp, laugh in, 60 minutes, f troop, front page challenge, the price is right, popcorn playhouse, monty python's flying circus, mutual of omaha's wild kingdom,par 27, wild world of sports, sha na na; i really wish they'd get around to making csi: san francisco, what with that bridge and all; and hnic in the springtime.

Books:

dianetics, the book of the law, the canadian criminal code, siddartha, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, war and peace,ben hogan's power golf, the king james version, serpico, the sun also rises,bruce becker's backgammon for blood (now out of print...if anyone has this, let me know)the guinness book of world records, the st. john's ambulance first aid manual, new york times crossword puzzle dictionary, catch-22,maldoror, howie meeker's hockey basics.

Heroes:

god. lemmy. gordie howe. chucky. arnold palmer. rube goldberg. zorak. dionysus. lester bangs. sisyphus. ralph nader. nikola tesla. the kool-aid guy.and sponsors into scandinavia. not joking.