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Bruce

Get paid to surf MySpace--Do it on the clock!

About Me

No, I don't work in front of a computer so my presence here is strictly voluntary...does that mean I'm an even bigger loser? you bet.And I'm not a musician.

My Interests

music, smoking weed, criticizing people (otherwise known as 'critical theory'), eating good n' cheap food, groundscoring, pilgrimages to Bargain Barn, avoiding self-important people, getting (my mind) blown, playing the anal-(car name) game at work, perversity, and, of course, doing stuff I don't normally get to.

I'd like to meet:

Someone meaningful.

Music:

Drum n' Bass, old and new Shoegaze, ...oops I better name some names 'cause liking music by genre makes me appear shallow...DJs and producers...locally:...UFO!, Gridlock, Sage, Stareyes, 4Real, Sleeveless Crew, Lady Ms.B, Rhythm Method Crew (big up Bicolas!), Horsepucky...from afar:...Alliance, Dom&Roland, Stakka&Skynet, Bad Company, Fresh, Klute, Raiden, Amit, Sub Focus, Break, Breakage, Blame, John B, Teebee, Future Prophecies, Fanu, Pendulum, Static 'n Rregula, Phesta, Concord Dawn, Crossfire, Evol Intent, Psidream, Orion & Jadis, Ben Sage, Telemetrik, 0=0, Visionary, Comatron, Lettuce, Shitmat, Ill-Skillz, Chris SU, SKC, Sta, Paul B, Vortex Involute, Bes, Desimal, Ewun, Unknown Error, Titan Zero, Hidden, B Soul, Redcell, Datcyde,...and bands:...Loop, Ride, Slowdive, Swervedriver, The Telescopes, The Stone Roses, The Verve, The Pastels, Monster Movie, Landing, Mojave3, Grandaddy, Deerhoof, Bethany Curve, SciFlyer, Southpacific, The Emerald Down, Ms. John Soda, Lali Puna, Mum, Plaid, Venetian Snares,...and yeah! local bands! -- Vaportrail, Andalusia, The Stratford Four...oh yeah, would you still like the music you like if you were blind? I really miss The Butthole Surfers and The Jesus Lizard.

Movies:

T2, the Matrix, Fight Club, Aliens...there's a theme here...gosh most movies are so disappointing...embarrassingly enough, I do like Gladiator, and dude! Fast Times! and dammit! Secretary...and no, I don't like Donnie Darko nor Amelie. OK, here's more faves from the past...The Hidden, Vampire's Kiss, Kelly's Heroes...

Television:

I only watch the Simpsons, and channel surf, and some PBS expose stuff like POV, Wide Angle or Frontline (nerd alert!). David Attenborough's Blue Planet is the best eye candy. BTW, why don't they show Beavis & Butthead or Celebrity Death Match anymore? I'd still watch those (oh right, I don't have MTV2)...come to think of it, I really only watch reruns, of any show I liked as a kid, especially Magnum PI.

Books:

still haven't read a good book of fiction in a while, Vonnegut (R.I.P.), Heller, and Groening at a young age warped me for good. Suggestions? ... (Update, OK;William Gibson is pretty good.) gee, I don't feel like burning books anymore.

Heroes:

Groundskeeper Willie

My Blog

my Google Streetview finds

Here are some of my first finds on Google Streetview.  They are mostly of bike messengers I see every day at work.BikerMan:(Oh easy!  Watch out for that "honeywagon")http://maps.google.com/m...
Posted by Bruce on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

tune ID needed

I really really really want to know what the title of this song is and who made it... http://media.putfile.com/ID-this-track-PLZ Its driving me nuts, not knowing.  Makes me feel like I'm back in ...
Posted by Bruce on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST

Kurt Vonnegut finally dies

Hello, goodbye, old friend.
Posted by Bruce on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

fake piss tests

The only sure way to tell is by looking at his wang....
Posted by Bruce on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

MySpace hookers

Yeah.  Annoying.
Posted by Bruce on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST

(anal) Javelin

Yes! http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/moosefly24/P1000058.j pg ...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

RSS noob

Yup, That's me. Can it read for me too?  I'm really not happy with how slowly I read. Ehhen, I going back to pictures.  Has anyone seen Curious George? I'll go see it if it won't dissappoint...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST

BLD

Thanks much to Looter Tom for gettin' my shut-in - ass aware of the cultural phenom known to many as the "Beer Looter Dude" or "Tron". Collections of Photoshop'd pics can be viewed on a handful o...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:43:00 PST

new friend requests

Do users request me as a friend just so they can see a picture of the tired Scratchy in their 'friends list'? Yes.   Prove me wrong.
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

Holy Shit!

I just realized. Emo Philips is the originator of contemporary "emo," not Elmo the muppet. This was revealed to me as I watched my 5th episode of 24-hours of Miami Vice on TV-Land this Saturday. ...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:38:00 PST