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Matt

Da Bears!

About Me

If I'm not funny I don't think I'll be able to live with myself.

My Interests

Not working.

I'd like to meet:

Smart people.

Music:

House, Hip Hop, Reggea, Classic Rock, Techno, Early 90's alternative, 80's, Disco, Funk, Freestyle...umm... pretty much anything with a good beat.

Movies:

No time for love Doctor Jones.

My Blog

It's been a while...

It's been a while since my last update... so let's recap...Since last time (my 27th birthday) I've...laid on the beach for 2 weeks in Jamaicahung out in San Franciso a couple weekends... plus some in ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

Happy Birthday to ME

I'm so excited for this weekend it's not even funny... who knew turning 27 could be this fun...  Detroit... Techno... Friends... maybe a little debauchery?  Let's hope I make it to 28 ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:45:00 PST

Quote of the Day

This is stuck in my head right now... Feel that beat, Come on get it, It don't take no time to find, So don't sweat it.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My office...

Is full of SHIT machines. I swear, every time I go to take a piss... EVERY stall in that bathroom is full, and the stench in the air is enough to kill a clydesdale. I think we have one of those ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An update.. ie. I need a new chop

wow that chop is old... like what.. 2 months now... and that seems to fall in line with right when i started my new job.. coincidence? Anywho... for those that I haven't talked to in a minute.. lif...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Short Week!

Monday's not so bad when you know that you only have to show up to work 2 days this week!  After helping Jeff move, and the Tortured Soul madness on Saturday, I'm gonna need the break.  Leaving town o...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My horoscope today

All of that hard work and extra effort you've been applying to your goals is finally about to come to fruition. It's nice to see the results of your intense labor, and you're front and center to recei...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Edens, FVCK YOU!

I've been fighting with you for about a year now.  Every day it seems you treat me like shit.  There may have been a few days in the past year where you were good to me, but the bad far outw...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bill Hicks.... on drugs

See I think drugs have done some good things for us. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all of your records,tapes and all your CD's and ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first blog

Work SUCKS!
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST