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Suckerfuck

Sucking ain't easy, but it sure is fun.

About Me

On a scale of 1 to 10... Urinate.

Thousands of years ago into the future...
There is no purpose. There is no goal. There is no common theme. There is no unified sound. Suckerfuck exists only to contribute to the already abundant audio pollution that has plagued MySpace since the beginning of time.
Oh, and to suck...

Wanna hear industrial music from Wisconsin that doesn't suck assholes?
Check out the bottom few rows of the friends below.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/25/2007
Band Website: You're lookin' at it, Skeeter.
Influences: elevator music, Chinese finger traps, gay porn, John Denver, Al Roker, battery operated sex toys, Power Rangers, Amish prostitutes
Sounds Like: A boot stuck in wet mud.
Record Label: Assbastard Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Lame-ass Suckerfuck Merch

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Posted by Suckerfuck on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

New Talent on Assbastard Records!

NEW TALENT!Following an in depth MSN conversation with Jake regarding world events and the future of the toilet brush, the Cynical was signed to Assbastard Records at approximately 3:33 PM Central St...
Posted by Suckerfuck on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST