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"I see the world... just not as you see it."
I am: Offbeat. Random. Quirky. Passionate. Friendly. Fun. Adventurous. Troublesome. Red haired. Green eyed. Blah blah blah. *insert adjective here.* I am ME, motherfucker.
I like: Writing. Film-making. Stand Up Comedy. Wendy's 99 cent menu. Skateboarding. Pranks. Photography. Using paper and plastic products so I never have to wash dishes. Music. Drums. Rocking out. Philosophy. Slurpees (from 7-elevens. not from people's pants ya freaks). Baseball. Basketball. Wet Willies (giving not so much recieving). Internet piracy. Cable Theft. Singing loud and out of key. Randomness. Poetry slams. Funny accents. Social Awkwardness. Movie nights. Cartoons. Adult Swim. Comics. Dark Humor. Snowball fights. Reading books. Dr. Mario. Pop tarts. Road Trips. Adventures. Conversation. Autumn Days. Summer nights. Daydreams. Optimism. Sexual Inuendo. Dirty Jokes. DIY. Tattoos. Politics. Trying to cook. Horror. Occult. Frisbee. Animals. Poker. Sticking things up my nose. Halloween. Wheelchair races. When my cat plays fetch. Snowboarding. Psychology. Cactuses (Cacti?). Weekends. Coffee. Video games. Martial Arts. Rollar Coasters. Energy. Erasable pen. Flexible straws. Free food. Camping. Nature. Getting Lost. Board games. Creativity. Originality. Imagination. Middle fingers. Barking at strangers. Good smells. Intelligence. Sarcasm. Wit. Travel. Boogers. Belly button lint. Humor. Mix Tapes. Art. Drawing. Painting. Grafitti. Imitation Dr Pepper products that are much cheaper yet taste the same anyways, such as Dr Thunder or Mr Pibb. Serendpity. Luck. Karma. Hidden meanings. Illusions. Surprise endings. Using the phone irresponsibly. Pudding.
Meatwad... whom despite being a poorly animated paraplegic chunk of meat... is pretty damn cool.
The Soundtrack Of My Life:
Deftones, Bright Eyes, Neutral Milk Hotel, TV On The Radio, Billy Talent, The Distillers, Blonde Redhead, The Decemberists, The Flaming Lips, Alkaline Trio, Beirut, Gym Class Heros, The Arcade Fire, The Killers, White Stripes, Citizen Cope, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Sage Francis, The New Pornographers, Kings Of Convenience, Breaking Benjamin, Morcheeba, Modest Mouse, Tegan And Sara, System Of A Down, Rocco Deluca & The Burden, Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah, Jane's Addiction, From Autumn To Ashes, We Are Scientists, Minus The Bear, The Matches, The Zutons, Hinder, Jay-Z, The Roots, Camera Obscura, Placebo, The Moldy Peaches, Smashing Pumpkins, Aesop Rock, The Pixies, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Soul Coughing, Gnarls Barkley, Cat Stevens, Blue October, Styles Of Beyond, Thursday, Hot Hot Heat, Lacuna Coil, The Smiths, Sublime, Flyleaf, Marilyn Manson, AFI, The Ordinary Boys, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Incubus, Gorillaz, Lupe Fiasco, The Mars Volta, The Postal Service, Gary Jules, Nine Inch Nails, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Finch, Coheed and Cambria, Alanis Morrisette, Harvey Danger, The 69 Eyes, The Transplants, Garbage, Team Sleep, Plain White T's, Reggie and the Full Effect, Nirvana, Bloodhoung Gang, Flickerstick, Tokyo Rose, Brand New, Onelinedrawing, Jack Off Jill, Fiona Apple, Lost Prophets, The Get Up Kids, Zolof The Rock & Roll Destroyer, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Glassjaw, Regina Spektor, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Alice In Chains, The Vandals, Operation Ivy.... holy fuck, that's a lot... someone get the keyboard away from me...
An Alternative To Reality:
SLC Punk!, Kill Bill, Living In Oblivion, Ghost World, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Battle Royale, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Haggard, Waking Life, Lucky Number Slevin, I Heart Huckabees, Harold and Maude, Napolean Dynamite, Swingers, Empire Records, Rushmore, The Lady Killers, Gummo, The Truman Show, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tennenbaums, American History X, Anchorman, Better Luck Tomorrow, Adaptation, Hero, Trainspotting, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Dude Where's My Car?, Full Metal Jacket, Edward Scissorhands, Taxi Driver, Office Space, Drop Dead Fred, The Negotiator, Saved!, How To Deal, A Walk To Remember, Stranger Than Fiction, Life Or Something Like It, Shaun Of The Dead, Sphere, Sid And Nancy, Bringing Down The House, Lonesome Jim, Loser, The Squid and the Whale, The Departed, Running With Scissors, Little Miss Sunshine, Identity, Finding Forrester, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Mean Girls, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Do The Right Thing, Dead Poets' Society, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Serendipity, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Heavyweights, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, American Beauty, Girl Interrupted, 28 Days Later, Hide And Seek, Cruel Intentions, Hardball, Half Baked, Fight Club, The Butterfly Effect, Garage Days, Reservoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Thirteen, The Village, The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Go, Interview With The Vampire, Sin City, Sideways, Lost In Translation, Broken Flowers, Requiem For A Dream, The Goonies
On The Boob Tube!:
The Office, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Heroes, House, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Pete And Pete, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Gilmore Girls, Simpsons, The Tom Green Show, Salute Your Shorts,Reno 911, Naruto, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rocko's Modern Life, Boy Meets World, Viva La Bam, Lost, Law and Order, Freaks and Geeks, Kyle XY, Daria, Clone High, Chappelle's Show, Roseanne, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Invader Zim, VH1 Specials, Being Bobby Brown (half hour brackets of crack-induced hilarity!)
Words That Paint A Picture:
-Freakanomics- -The Perks Of Being A Wallflower- -A Clockwork Orange- -Brave New World- -Sex, Drugs, And Cocoa Puffs- -Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim- -Less Than Zero- -Code Of The Samurai- -Hairstyles Of The Damned- -Cat's Cradle- -Fear And Loating In Las Vegas- -She's Come Undone- -Animal Farm- -The Canterbury Tales- -The Catcher In The Rye- -Tales Of A Punk Rock Nothing- -Angels And Demons- -Da Vinci Code- -Diary- -Invisible Monsters- -The Unthinkable Thoughts Of Jacob Green- -Edgar Allen Poe's poetry and drunken tales...-
Those I look up to... literally... it's tough being 5 feet...:
Dane Cook for his pickle humor, Sam Jackson for being so insanely badass, Brandon Dicamillo for passing sheep off as lawn mowers, Pope John Paul II for lending a helping hand wherever he could... and not in his pants... can pope's even masturbate anyways!?, the guy who invented chocolate pudding, and Bill Cosby for helping to promote and distribute chocolate pudding to the masses
and this guy...