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Benny

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About Me

I am a Police Officer, I like bustin' perps, bustin' caps, bustin' heads and bustin' moves... on the dance floor baby! No body better not fuck with me, I'll club their asses good! I don't have time for serious relationships with women, but i get my share of the Poontang! I can't take the ladies to my home though, my mom don't like it!

My Interests

taking down lawbreakers! practicing with my billy club! cleaning my sidearm! guns n' ammo! playboy! Kung Fu! disco! flower pressing!

I'd like to meet:

fine, upstanding folks! no gangbangers or shit! don't make me get medieval on yo ass! Pretty young ladies!

Music:

the Bee Gees! Country Western! Tom Jones! Britney Spears!

Movies:

Cop Land, Time Cop, Family of Cops, any Chuck Norris movie!

Television:

Cops, True Crime, Police Camera Action, NYPD Blue, CHIPs, Crimewatch, Martial Law, Oprah...

Books:

The Encyclopedia of Law...

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry), Steven Segal...