Bingley

My name is Bingley! I used to live outside in the rain and cold for a while, near my mama's sister-in-law's school, but some girls had some ice cream and gave me some because I was hungry, and so my daddy took me home. If that doesn't make sense, that's okay with me. Lots of things are okay with me! I love pets and food and holding, and I love my toys, and I love to aggravate my sister Dora. She's a chunky monkey! I can trick her sometimes by going to the bottom of the stairwell and meowing and meowing like something is wrong... the chunky monk comes around the corner to check and BAM! I also like the bathroom, no one is allowed in there unless I'm in there too. If they try to keep me out, I know how to open the door (but only because it's kind of broken). There's the biggest mirror in the world in the bathroom, and I like looking at myself in it. I used to like kid things like the sink and the bathtub, but now I much prefer the mirror, Q-tips (I like to say "Q-snacks") and my mama's earplugs. I know just where she keeps those things! They're squidgy and wonderful.I'd like to explain a bit about my name, too.. My mama likes Jane Austen. In one of her books, Mr. Bingley is the sweetest, most good-natured and affable fellow in the countryside. I'm a lot like that! So there you have it.