Ms. Penny Apple™ profile picture

Ms. Penny Apple™

About Me


Welcome to the coolest fucking page on Myspace! If you're here...you're here.. My grandmother taught me that these are the most important things in a community: Dignity, Sincerity, Equality, Opportunity, Prosperity, Hospitality, Itty, Bitty, Titty Committee. And in case you haven't noticed by my overly decorated Myspace page, I'm a huge Family Guy and American Dad fan!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I wanna meet God, because seriously, who doesn't? I wanna have a beer or two or three or four (fuck it, who's counting?) with Seth MacFarlane, a Mojito or Mojitos (hell, I'll get him liquored up!) with Sacha Baron Cohen, I also wanna hang with Stephen Colbert, because he's the coolest motherfucker out there and I love him! And lastly, I wanna meet YOU and every other beesnatch out there not taking anything in life to freakin' seriously..Seriously, life's too short..fuck it!

The Coolest Murkin Furkins On Myspace!

Shiner

Filmchick

Public Enemy #1

Seth

Sister Lynn

B

Kel

DE LA GOOCH!!!!

Indiana Dan Man

Thais

PattiCakes!!

Kiki

Seth MacFarlane Unlimited™

Seth MacFarlane Unlimited Music

Alex Borstein

Stewie Gilligan Griffin™

Brian Griffin™

31 Spooner St

God

THE BEST FREAKIN' SHOW ON TV!!

Nerdfreakness

Neryhead

Kim~Chee

~Lisa Marie~

Katherine

Sammy

Joe

Jenna Jameson

Jillian™

A-NAND!

Caveman

Borat

Sweet Jesus I HATE Bill O' Reilly

Stephen Colbert

Dave

Music:

Classic Rock..musical theater..Babs, Bette, Barry, Josh Groban and absolutely NO fuckin' country music!--Except for maybe that weird banjo playing kid from Deliverance.. That's the only exception!



Movies:

Blow, Boogie Nights, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Fargo, Gone With The Wind, Life is Beautiful, Natural Born Killers, Pirates of The Caribbean 1 & 2 (soon to be a 3), Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, The Devil Wears Prada, This Boy's Life, Talladega Nights, Trainspotting, Van Wilder, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and the Wizard of Oz.

Television:

30 Days, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Ghost Hunters, House, Monty Python and The Twilight Zone.

Books:

If it doesn't say Stephen King or David Sedaris on the cover I'm not reading it!

Heroes:

YOU!!! and

My Blog

Make Me Something!

I hate those fucking words!  "Make me something!"  Usually those words come out of some retards mouth right after they find out I'm a baker.  A "glorified" baker.  Usually those wo...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Consenting Karma

So...between work and sleep work is winning and sleep is loosing.  For some weird reason I don't understand..my days have always been reversed.  Normal people (not me) sleep at night and fun...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

From The Brain Of Mary Juwanna...

I don't have much to say today...Just thought I'd use my nifty blog feature on my Myspace page to bullshit.  I love to bullshit sometimes...First off...Great fucking thing that we have a woman ru...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:24:00 PST

Writing Out Of My Ass...


Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

See You Next Tuesday!

Get it?  See You Next Tuesday?  I got that off some show on VH1 I saw a few weeks ago but just now decided to get onto my meaningless Myspace blog and mention it.  So do you get it?&nbs...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

Thank You Mr. Trump For Making My Day...

I wanna write Donald Trump and thank him profusely for making my day today.  Hell, for making this year more pleasurable and more meaningful!  Never before have I felt so much fucking joy li...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

Diary of A Mad Independent Woman

Today I had my stitches removed and received a complimentary (yet unsolicited inquisition) from the surgeon--who by the way, did I mention previously he looks like Johnny Cochran!? Maybe that's why he...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

HEY! Fuck you, it's MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I knew my title would snag some attention..I guess in my own special way I'm somewhat of an attention whore--and dammit, I love it! I had surgery last Friday for a fucked up appendix and I do hav...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Paging Tom Cruise Toyota Camry To Triage!

I wanna say a huge thank you to my buds out there in Myspace land and other parts of the netherworld of the great U.S.A...THANKS FOR YOUR WELL WISHES--I'm still fucked!Since Tuesday I've had excruciat...
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

Keep This In Mind

Eventhough the man has you up against the wall and in handcuffs...Doesn't mean the game is over..  It's only just begun!  
Posted by Sister Mary Juwanna™ on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST