‡ Jared ‡

Welcome to my page. My name is Jared obviously... I'm a metal-head, and I play guitar. Which is difficult because of the arm injury I sustained but I still try my best. The injury nearly ended my life, and I'm glad that it didn't. I wouldn't be here to still jam and hang out with my friends. So, more about me... I graduated from Anderson High School in 2005. I can be a very kind person except if you get on my bad side. Which is impossible unless you disrespect me. I've been known to be narcissistic but have since killed my old ways. I love to write but I will only share my stuff with a small number of individuals. Well, thats about it to keep this short. Don't add me unless we really know each other or have alot in commen. (Like musical preferrance for instance)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 23%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||| 16%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com trait snapshot: messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer
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What is your name?: Jared Clark
Are you named after anyone?: My middle name is a version of my dad's first name.
What's your screename?: which one?
Would you name a child of yours after you?: No way!
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: I like Adrienne
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: No idea...
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: :P
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No, I'd just change my whole name
Basics
Your gender:: Penis
Single?: For now
If not, do you want to be?: Just for the time being
Birthdate:: November 3rd, 1985
Your age:: 21
Age you act:: 18
Age you wish you were:: 18
Your height:: 6'
Eye color:: Blue
Happy with it?: No
Hair color:: Blonde/Red
Happy with it?: No
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Ambidextrous for the most part...
Your living arrangement:: Waiting for my opportunity to shine :P
Your family::
Have any pets?: No, would like some...
Whats your job?: None at the moment...
Piercings?: None
Tattoos?: None
Obsessions?: Everyone that knows me well knows my obsessions.
Addictions?: Sure, why not?
Do you speak another language?: Not fluently
Have a favorite quote?: Not at the moment, I'll think of something later...
Do you have a webpage?: You are on it...
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: As of now yes, but I don't keep planning to...
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Depends on my mood and the person
Do you have any secrets?: Everyone does
Do you hate yourself?: Sometimes, but I really don't
Do you like your handwriting?: Not anymore
Do you have any bad habits?: Everyone does
What is the compliment you get from most people?: "Your hair is awesome" :P
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: The Struggles and Accomplishments of A Introverted Nobody
What's your biggest fear?: Dying alone
Can you sing?: Sometimes
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Hell no!!!
Are you a loner?: Yeah
What are your #1 priorities in life?: I'll get back to this... :P
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Sure
Are you a daredevil?: No
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Sure
Are you passive or agressive?: Both, but it depends on the situation
Do you have a journal?: Not technically
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength - Loyality, and caring. Weakness - Trusting easily, and blindly loving.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd be skinny and handsome :P
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: No, not really... but I manage to keep things together
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Messing up my arm
Do you think life has been good so far?: about 25% of it
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Don't make compulsive desicions
What do you like the most about your body?: Hmmm...
And least?: Ehh...
Do you think you are good looking?: I think I'm ok
Are you confident?: At some points in life
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Hell if I know
Are you perceived wrongly?: For the most part
Do You...
Smoke?: Cigarettes stink
Do drugs?: Everyone does
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Strangers don't IM me
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Not anymore :P
Take walks in the rain?: Not on purpose
Talk to people even though you hate them?: No
Drive?: Not yet but really really soon
Like to drive fast?: I don't know yet
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Yeah
Hurt yourself?: Not on purpose
Been out of the country?: No
Eaten something that made other people sick?: No...
Been in love?: Love is a chain always there to drag me down
Done drugs?: Everyone has
Gone skinny dipping?: Never will
Had a medical emergency?: Yes
Had surgery?: Yes
Ran away from home?: No
Played strip poker?: Yes, I have ^_^
Gotten beaten up?: Never been left defeated
Beaten someone up?: Of course
Been picked on?: Everyone has
Been on stage?: Yes, but nothing special
Slept outdoors?: Yes
Thought about suicide?: Bleh
Pulled an all nighter?: Plenty of times
If yes, what is your record?: 3 days
Gone one day without food?: Yes, believe it or not
Talked on the phone all night?: Yeah, but thats not my thing
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yes
Slept all day?: Yeah
Killed someone?: Not physically, but mentally :P
Made out with a stranger?: No
Had sex with a stranger?: No
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes, all the time
Been betrayed?: Frequently
Had a dream that came true?: Yeah
Broken the law?: Everyone has
Met a famous person?: Yessss :D Cristina "Italian beauty goddess" Scabbia
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Hmmm... can't remember
Stolen anything?: Everyone has
Been on radio/tv?: YYYe... No
Been in a mosh-pit?: Yes
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
Bungee jumped?: Never!
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: I don't really care
Miracles?: Well....
Astrology?: Cool stuff
Magic?: Yes, indeed
Ghosts?: Spirits, yes.
Luck?: Bleh
Love at first sight?: No
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Definetly true
Witches?: Witches are really cool people
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Of course
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: Really?
Do you wish on stars?: No
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No
Do you believe in organized religion?: HAHAHAHAHA
Where do you think we go when we die?: Well, if I had the answer I wouldn't be telling you would I? :P
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Of course.
Who is your best friend?: Myself
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Ummm... Probably my mother
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: No matter now bad things may seem, never give up and always try to move on if thats the only option
Your favourite inside joke?: Well right now... even though its not so "inside".... Sweep my deck lol
Thing you're picked on most about?: I'm fat... and you care why?
Who's your longest known friend?: Michael Smith
Newest?: hmmm.... Lots...
Shyest?: Me?
Funniest?: Matt
Sweetest?: Jinx
Closest?: Chailee
Weirdest?: Me?
Smartest?: Gary
Ditziest?: ...
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Michael... pretty much. Haven't seen the guy in ages.
Last person you talked to online?: A bot... lmao j/k
Who do you talk to most online?: Ashley, and Porter
Who are you on the phone with most?: My dad
Who do you trust most?: My mother
Who listens to your problems?: Well, my new friend Jinx
Who do you fight most with?: My brother
Who's the nicest?: Matt, and Scott
Who's the most outgoing?: Hard decision...
Who's the best singer?: No idea...
Who's on your shit-list?: Humanity
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Plenty of times
Who's your second family?: Bleh
Do you always feel understood?: No.. thats why I tend to repeat myself
Who's the loudest friend?: ....
Do you trust others easily?: Too easily
Who's house were you last at?: Matt's house
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: None
Do your friends know you?: Somewhat
Friend that lives farthest away:: Amanda from NY
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: Yeah, but its essential
What do you find romantic?:
Turn-on?: Long black or red hair that I can pull gently on, gentle biting, french kissing, ass grabbing, dirty talk, being dominated, metal personality, arrogance, & gorgeous brown eyes
Turn-off?: Cigarette breath, Rap music, ditziness, and stupidity
First kiss?: Long, passionate, and lots of tongue
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: crappy
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: Yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: Yes
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: No, but it could happen
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: lol
What is best about the opposite sex?: I really like hips ^_^
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Menstrual cycles
What's the last present someone gave you?: Hmmm...
Are you in love?: Always
Do you consider your significant other hot?: She would be :P
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Don't remember
You wanted to kill?: Now I wouldn't let the cat out of the bag would I?
That you laughed at?: King Boookuh!
That laughed at you?: *shrug*
That turned you on?: ^_^
You went shopping with?: My dad
That broke your heart?: Chailee
To disappoint you?: My brother
To ask you out?: I don't remember
To make you cry?: Chailee
To brighten up your day?: Chailee
That you thought about?: Chailee
You saw a movie with?: My brother
You talked to on the phone?: Chailee
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Ashley
You saw?: Cristina Scabbia (On my comp screen)
You lost?: Chailee :(
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: No
Will it be with your significant other?: ...
Or some random person?: ...
What are you wearing right now?: Iron Maiden shirt and boxers. About to shower and change.
Body part you're touching right now:: HAHAHAHA
What are you worried about right now?: If I'm forever doomed to never be with my true love
What book are you reading?: None at the moment
What's on your mousepad?: Dale Earnhardt
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: misplaced, desolate, obscure, deplete, and loathesome
Are you bored?: Kinda
Are you tired?: Always
Are you talking to anyone online?: No
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Not yet
Are you lonely or content?: Always
Are you listening to music?: Not at the moment
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My favorite place to be is:: At home
I am:: attracted to female singers
I love:: Chailee, Cristina, My friends, and family
I am afraid of:: Bees
I wish:: things weren't so confusing
I would like to ban:: Cigarettes
I am annoyed by:: Surveys :P
My favorite song is:: *shrug*
I am most vulnerable:: while intoxicated
I am happiest when:: I'm in Chailee's arms
My best trait is:: Loyalty
I can always be counted on to:: Be the death of the party lol j/k
I'd like to meet:: Floor Jansen from the band After Forever
Life is:: a constant struggle
Love is:: blind for the most part
Marriage is for:: people that aren't like me
Fast food is:: not as good as home cooking
Let's go:: To Italy and make love underneath a moonlit night
Just get it:: up and let it go wild :P
Sex is for:: Nymphs like me
Sex is best:: When horny :P
I am most healthy when I:: Drink alot of water and eat vegetables :P
Generally, I:: Don't like crowds
My worst habit is:: complaining too much...
I am known to be:: an accomplished writer :P
I am hungry for:: Philly Steak and chedder cheese
I'd be very happy if:: everything would just fall in order (yeah right)
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