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Jane fucking Doe.

About Me



Hi, I'm Emily.

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My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Flood my page. Flood my inbox. Flood my email. Flood my cell phone's inbox. Flood my voicemail. Flood my caller id.
Know me, & I'll know you right back.

5|31|06 - Till whenever we end up dramatically killing eachother.♥
Actually, we just died quietly. :]
Are .. we .. zombies?
2|19|07.
Bury me back up.
We are all the zombie movies
made in the last 50 years,
all put together.
& that's sick.


Music:

I'll die to silence, please.

Movies:

Night listener, The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Boys don't cry, Titanic, Spirited away, Joe Dirt, Donnie Darko, Brick, Fracture, Mocking bird don't sing, The Matrix, Hannibal, Happiness, I think I love my wife, Zodiac, Private parts, Suspect zero, Freddy got fingered, Black snake moan, Soul plane, Charlie & the chocolate factory, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Television:

Will & Grace, Boy meets world, The Golden Girls, Three's Company, Roseanne, Cheers.

Books:

"Down to the corner where the men can't take their eyes off of us, we must be Christmas."

Heroes:

I'm not going to stand here & wait.

My Blog

My name is Emily.

" .. You have to meet this girl, she is amazing. This is the best person you will ever meet. This is my friend, Erika." I guess, in a few ways, it put things into perspective for me.Maybe, just maybe,...
Posted by Jane fucking Doe. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:53:00 PST

(Max 95 characters.)

  I just wanted to make a blog with Victor's name in it. (Watch me go.)   Victor....
Posted by Jane fucking Doe. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

Max out all your credit cards.

  Everyone checks under their beds & in their closets for monsters. Amateurs. (sp?)I'm thinking - why not in the shower? You know there's that one monster with down syndrome sitting in the tu...
Posted by Jane fucking Doe. on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

Your Ball

Brandon(Mike) is the greatest. but by writing this he is being conceded. or possibly jealous? maybe Possesive? perhaps even Just wanting to feel important, just wishing he could be more involved im my...
Posted by Jane fucking Doe. on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST

Invalid. :]

  Sadly,I'm sure the media has better handwriting. This was pointless,I like my shit that way. :]...
Posted by Jane fucking Doe. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:28:00 PST